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Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (646096) - you deserved it (42827)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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That sucks. Guess we know who the favorite is.

#2 - On 03/24/2009 at 8:03pm by reras89

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As soon as I read this I said out loud "Woahhh, that's just fucked up."

#6 - On 03/24/2009 at 8:05pm by cchamp27

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