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Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my 3rd story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed and dropped my groceries, which went over the rail and landed on the bottom floor, destroying them all. The rat? Just a big leaf. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6739) - you deserved it (20896)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:19pm - misc - by n_london (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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