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Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my 3rd story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed and dropped my groceries, which went over the rail and landed on the bottom floor, destroying them all. The rat? Just a big leaf. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7641) - you deserved it (26924)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:19pm - misc - by n_london (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Why are people such pussies about rats and mice?! Grow a pair, it's a furry mammal.

#9 - On 10/12/2009 at 8:12pm by YmostlikelyDI

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I love how many freakin IDIOTS on here flip out over shit before they know what it even is (like people swerving and crashing because of plastic bags in the road). GET YOUR EYES CHECKED or don't act like such a spineless WIMP. Geez

#10 - On 10/12/2009 at 8:14pm by noshitsherlock

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