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Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25371) - you deserved it (1760)

On 10/12/2009 at 10:21am - misc - by thisisbad (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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How in the world did you fit in the toilet?

#2 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:02pm by OuchThatsHarsh

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There is a typo... Today, I was masturbating in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

#39 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:53am by _20jre

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