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Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30444) - you deserved it (2372)

On 10/12/2009 at 10:21am - misc - by thisisbad (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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How in the world did you fit in the toilet?

#2 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:02pm by OuchThatsHarsh

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*cringe* I probably would've vomited right back on him.

#7 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:09pm by haweb

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