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Today, my electricity went out. The electric company said it was because the bill was at least 4 months overdue. Apparently, I have been paying for my roommate to go out and party for weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24929) - you deserved it (2597)

On 10/12/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Time to find a new roommate.

#3 - On 10/12/2009 at 6:14am by busdrivertohell

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Wow, that sucks :O
FML really learns us to never trust your roommate.

#1 - On 10/12/2009 at 6:08am by _Noon_

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