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Today, my son lost his pet rat, Charlie. Whilst vacuuming under my couch, the vacuum suddenly shut off. Something was stuck in it, so I took it apart. Something was inside, so I leaned in closer to get a better look. Bad news? I need a new vacuum. Good news? I found Charlie. FML

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On 10/12/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by ohgosh (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Tell your son, "Uhmm...he was like that when I found him."

Works every time :)

#4 - On 10/12/2009 at 6:15am by ChronicFAIL

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Uh-oh. How are you gonna tell your son? If he's really young, you can just repleace Charlie with Charlie the 2nd, without him ever knowing. Otherwise, you have to tell him and he'll probably hate you for years and yeaaars. FYL. Or better yet; FCL.

#2 - On 10/12/2009 at 6:12am by _Noon_

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