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Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

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On 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by BEE (woman) - United States (New York)

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Was it at least a baby coconut?

#4 - On 10/11/2009 at 3:14am by yaneverknow

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How did you mistake a newborn child with a coconut? That's what I'd like to know. o_o

#3 - On 10/11/2009 at 3:13am by Master_Beta_XD

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