Miscellaneous: Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about...

By BEE - 10/10/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 23:48 - France

Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML

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By notpreggo - 01/05/2017 12:00

Today, I was taking my 3-month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon". I've never had a baby. FML

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By [...] - 12/12/2013 14:28 - France - Vaulx-en-velin

Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2018 14:00

Today, the lady in front of me in the checkout line had a pacifier hanging around her neck, but I didn't think much of it until it was time for her to pay. She reacted to the $250 total by crying like a baby and very loudly asking me to put the pacifier in her mouth to calm her down. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2022 00:00

Today, a woman with the cutest baby ever sat next to us at Starbucks. My response: “Aw, how cute.” My adult daughter's response: “Ew.” No chance of a grandchild anytime soon I think. FML

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Master_Beta_XD 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:13

How did you mistake a newborn child with a coconut? That's what I'd like to know. o_o

null_fml 11

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:14

Was it at least a baby coconut?

Comments

whereswaldo 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:02

The wording of this FML was genius

Major_General 10

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:04

Someone needs to get pregnant.

pish_posh 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:52

lmfaooooo

deviking 10

Thursday 30 January 2014 1:13

She does not the bevy would probably be left in the coconut section of the super market as the op makes out with the coconut everyone stares at her thinking she's a weirdo

Seegtease 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:12

I guess if she was cradling the coconut I could understand the mistake. The problem is you said the baby was cute, which means either: 1) You called something cute that you couldn't see (YDI) or 2) You thought a coconut, after seeing it, was a baby, and still thought it was cute for a baby (YDI) Fail.

rebel_yell_tiny 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:47

The OP did say she was "enamored of all babies", so she basically thinks all of them are adorable or whatever way you wanna put it. Besides, if it where me, I would've said it was a cute baby as well (no matter if it was cute or not). I mean, I won't go over there and say "what an ugly ass baby!" Anyway, this baby happened to be a coconut, so FYL OP.

Seegtease 0

Monday 12 October 2009 1:10

"I mean, I won't go over there and say "what an ugly ass baby!"" Maybe not, but I'd refrain from a comment.

13929jje 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:21

Haha, maybe the old lady had the coconut bundled up in some blankets...there are some strange people out there. O_o

MrStongray 2

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:48

Don't judge

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:34

Crap, the cocunut trees are disguising themselves as people now! I always knew it would come down to this.

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:53

I just noticed you and the commenter below you... Your names... Make bloodninja. If you guys aren't best mates, I suggest you start messaging each other now.

Bloodknight 22

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:41

OMG! Haha! I'm dying of laughter here!

airplanefood 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 12:38

Seriously, I can't breathe.

HappyCatIsHappy 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:59

It should be obvious to define a coconut over a baby, really. Even if the baby's mother was black, the odd round shape should have made you think "Hmm!"