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Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6881) - you deserved it (27420)

On 10/10/2009 at 5:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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