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Today, the traffic court judge didn't believe my three witnesses and two security cameras that proved I was innocent. He claimed a cop would never lie, and that the dashboard security cameras, which the cop brought in, were somehow edited by me. I was fined $1,000 and my license was suspended. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39798) - you deserved it (1464)

On 10/09/2009 at 9:58pm - misc - by thelistman (man) - United States (Illinois)

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