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Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27709) - you deserved it (1528)

On 10/09/2009 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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