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Today, I discovered that the school I transferred from last year is closing. All the people that I so happily escaped from and left behind at that school will now be flocking to my new school senior year. Faaaantastic. FML

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I'm sure they'll remember .-. I was home schooled for two years, went back in highschool, and OHAI, they remember. FML indeed, kids now-a-days are shit (y) point blank.

#14 - On 10/09/2009 at 5:16am by Linka

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Anyone think that maybe this kid was being bullied at her last school. It sure sounds like it to me, otherwise why use the word escape?

#30 - On 10/09/2009 at 9:28am by Kismet80

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