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Today, I decide to surprise visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I open it and walk in. Upon entering their house and yelling 'hello' as I turn the corner, I see my near deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching tv. She was topless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46518) - you deserved it (10433)

On 03/24/2009 at 6:18am - misc - by kha (man) - United States (New York)

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damn, see if you can hook me up with her

I want that number

#6 - On 03/24/2009 at 3:14pm by TheAntiComment

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Haha a similar experience happened to me...my 7-year-old brother decided as a joke to walk in on my grandma taking a bath. He walks out about a minute later with the most solemn expression ever and goes, "Kate, Grandma's boobs are melting."

#12 - On 03/24/2009 at 3:42pm by hootersgirl09

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