Grandparents and Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking...

By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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Nice to see you

By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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Eye bleach

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 07:45 - Australia - College Park

Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML

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How soon is now?

By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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By agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

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Arse!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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Oh, hello there!

By secretmisery05 - 25/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:42

Haha a similar experience happened to me...my 7-year-old brother decided as a joke to walk in on my grandma taking a bath. He walks out about a minute later with the most solemn expression ever and goes, "Kate, Grandma's boobs are melting."

TheAntiComment 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:14

damn, see if you can hook me up with her I want that number

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TouchDown_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:34

Wow, wtf is with people today? Everyone is so pissy. I for one don't want to walk into my Grandparents house and see them naked. I don't think anyone wants to see that... # 22 23 28 31 and 32 all need to lighten up a bit. Oh and I agree, at that age they are excess skin not boobs.

ohhboyy 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:40

#8 why should he be arrested for "breaking and entering" his grandparents' house?? If mine didn't answer their door I would have thought something might be wrong.. lighten up

lol_seriously 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:43

CORRRRR DUDE scared for life?

Shroomsteroo 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:06

if i were old, i would do this. who ******* cares if i'm topless!

latuka 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:16

oh get over it guys. my grandparents (in germany) are nudists and walk around the house naked all the time. its not thaat bad guys. i second #37. who the **** cares? they are old.. they can do whatever the **** they want!