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Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77518) - you deserved it (10532)

On 03/24/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by spandex (man) - United States (California)

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its ok man shes a bitch

#2 - On 03/24/2009 at 11:17am by krunkrooster

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Haha eh, dw about it man. Unless she was just messing around, she's a bitch, and you would NOT be happy getting anywhere with her. Trust me I'm Asian and am "stereotypical," but I still manage to give my girl a good time! You just have to find a girl who's willing to appreciate it.

#6 - On 03/24/2009 at 11:24am by markh110

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