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Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65705) - you deserved it (8182)

On 03/24/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by spandex (man) - United States (California)

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