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Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24480) - you deserved it (2491)

On 10/07/2009 at 8:38pm - misc - by dangerousknitter (woman) - United States (California)

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Well it's a good excuse for cheating "Are you looking off someones paper?". "Why no I'm just finnishing this quilt and there are two big convienient holes in it."

#6 - On 10/08/2009 at 3:48am by Unknwnsldrjhon

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- Quilting isn't knitting. That's like telling someone to drill a hole with a welding torch.
- You can knit while between classes, or waiting for a class to start, or riding a public bus to campus.
- The only time you shouldn't have knitting needles is when you have your crochet hook.

#7 - On 10/08/2009 at 3:54am by TheIrishJaneDoe

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