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Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23134) - you deserved it (2321)

On 10/07/2009 at 8:38pm - misc - by dangerousknitter (woman) - United States (California)

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