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Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML
- Quilting isn't knitting. That's like telling someone to drill a hole with a welding torch.
- You can knit while between classes, or waiting for a class to start, or riding a public bus to campus.
- The only time you shouldn't have knitting needles is when you have your crochet hook.
Well it's a good excuse for cheating "Are you looking off someones paper?". "Why no I'm just finnishing this quilt and there are two big convienient holes in it."
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Friday 26 June 2015