Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly : while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML
Ha ha! Oh Irony thou art a cruel bitch!
Though you could have saved it by saying "You see? I did that for your benefit to show you what happens when you don't pay attention while using a knife".
Yeah, what #2 said... or just drop to the ground screaming and trying to get blood on as much of anything as possible. See how careful the kids would be with knives after that.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 13 February 2015