Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly : while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML

by nessacadesa / 03/24/2009 at 12:47am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • Ha ha! Oh Irony thou art a cruel bitch!

    Though you could have saved it by saying "You see? I did that for your benefit to show you what happens when you don't pay attention while using a knife".

    #2 - On 03/24/2009 at 7:14am by Jimboom

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  • Yeah, what #2 said... or just drop to the ground screaming and trying to get blood on as much of anything as possible. See how careful the kids would be with knives after that.

    #3 - On 03/24/2009 at 7:16am by Good_old_Grim

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