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Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML

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On 10/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by lovebigmacs (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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YDI for getting a tramp stamp, and of something as cheesy and overdone as a butterfly. That is all.

#2 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:16am by Chantallika

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It can flap its wings when you're getting it doggy style :D

Pretend you're flyingggg. wheeeeeeee
Oh wait, you're too fat to fly...

#1 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:16am by allmidnighteyes

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