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Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9377) - you deserved it (26279)

On 10/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by lovebigmacs (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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