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Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall with a note saying "Sorry Dude". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9202) - you deserved it (28403)

On 10/05/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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that's what you get for drinking too much kool-aid

#11 - On 10/05/2009 at 7:24am by ifinishlast

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Dude I feel for ya!!! I have had many mornings where I don't remember the night before but basically after seeing and hearing from my friends what I did or wasn't suppose to do I was kinda of glad that I didn't remember so yeah I feel for ya

#3 - On 10/05/2009 at 6:26am by Pinky420

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