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Today, I called my dad to ask why my university tuition had not been paid. He said that "my school was too expensive and he couldn't afford it." He then asked me if I would take in his mail while he was away. He was taking his new wife to Hawaii, apparently it's beautiful this time of year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37056) - you deserved it (2909)

On 10/02/2009 at 1:18pm - misc - by ill (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Do you have any idea what college costs compared to a trip to Hawaii?

#11 - On 10/02/2009 at 5:17pm by someguy945

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don't go somewhere you can't afford

#85 - On 10/03/2009 at 3:36am by myrddraal

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