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Today, Being The Nice Grandchild That I Am, I Went To Visit Mah Grandmother!! She Didn't Recognise Who I Was!! I Thought She Was Joking!! She Later Called The Police As 'some Werdo Had Walked Into Her House.' I Am That Werdo, She Wasn't Joking!! FML


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On 10/02/2009 at 3:46am - misc - by forgotten (man) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

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Tell your folks they might want to get Granny tested. She may have Alzheimer's and need looking after.

#3 - On 10/02/2009 at 10:16am by aback

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That's awful, my grandmother had alzheimer's and stopped being able to recognize me at one point, it broke my heart.

#6 - On 10/02/2009 at 10:22am by escualida

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