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Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as 'some weirdo had walked into her house.' I am that weirdo, she wasn't joking. FML

I agree, your life sucks (24315) - you deserved it (1495)

On 10/02/2009 at 3:46am - misc - by forgotten (man) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

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