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Today, while I was at work, my wife discovered you cannot put out a grease fire with water. I came home to a frantic spouse, a fire department bill, and a newly destroyed kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20312) - you deserved it (1431)

On 10/01/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by needs_another_loan (man) - United States (Wyoming)

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