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Today, while I was at work, my wife discovered you cannot put out a grease fire with water. I came home to a frantic spouse, a fire department bill, and a newly destroyed kitchen. FML

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On 10/01/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by needs_another_loan (man) - United States (Wyoming)

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throw flour on it

#4 - On 10/02/2009 at 3:45am by popatia

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The wife might have known, and just panicked. ALot of grease fires that spread are because people know it in the back of their mind, but when flames pop up, they panic and do the instinctive thing, grab water.

As for fire dept. bills, some cities and counties do bill for fires. Usually only for large ones, but, city could be run by moneygrybbing asshats.

#19 - On 10/02/2009 at 5:52am by evilhobbitofdoom

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