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Today, while I was at work, my wife discovered you cannot put out a grease fire with water. I came home to a frantic spouse, a fire department bill, and a newly destroyed kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27118) - you deserved it (2171)

On 10/01/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by needs_another_loan (man) - United States (Wyoming)

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When do you learn that? In grade school? My best friend taught me to shake salt on the grease because salt can't burn so that is how I deal with it or of course a lid or another non flammable cover.

#2 - On 10/02/2009 at 3:43am by Goobian

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throw flour on it

#4 - On 10/02/2009 at 3:45am by popatia

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