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Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40443) - you deserved it (5181)

On 10/01/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by dumbass (man) - United States (Pennsylvania) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

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Could have been a stranger who had picked up the phone, not knowing what to say to a random stranger and thinking a vaguely witty 'Nope!' would be the best way to solve the situation and to, sort of, be helpful?

Optimistic, but I'll be the first to put it out there.

#4 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:09pm by Expertfail

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wow, dumb her ass

#1 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:06pm by lolhaha118118

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