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Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37733) - you deserved it (1680)

On 10/01/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by egged (man) - Singapore - moderated by Kevin Nealon

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there should be fingerprints on the note

#2 - On 10/01/2009 at 6:53am by bcopeland

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at least they said sorry :) now you can put this behind you.... or so they will think! chase them with a shotgun! MWHAHAHA

#5 - On 10/01/2009 at 6:57am by lahp

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