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Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6932) - you deserved it (29589)

On 12/20/2008 at 12:50am - misc - by elo - Sent from mobile version

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If you're getting drunk with the intent of having sex with a person you've never met, you pretty much deserve whoever you wake up to the next morning. Beggars can't be choosers.

#4 - On 03/31/2009 at 11:04pm by x_eyebrows

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Buddies helping ugly buddies get laid. He was doing him a favor.

#23 - On 12/13/2011 at 8:22pm by MissMeanie

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