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Today, whilst I was in a corner deli getting snacks, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to drive the car 50m down the street so that I would be confused when I come out... She was picked up by a cop driving without her license and now my car is impounded for 28 days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36344) - you deserved it (2847)

On 09/29/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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YDI for having an immature girlfriend. Tell the cops she stole it, get your car back, and dump her.

#7 - On 09/29/2009 at 5:16pm by MiddleChild08

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If she has a car you should ask her it you can borrow it then park it not far from were you live in a no parking zone. LOL.

#2 - On 09/29/2009 at 5:13pm by 0515_dw_090084

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