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Today, whilst I was in a corner deli getting snacks, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to drive the car 50m down the street so that I would be confused when I come out... She was picked up by a cop driving without her license and now my car is impounded for 28 days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29752) - you deserved it (1996)

On 09/29/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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YDI for having an immature girlfriend. Tell the cops she stole it, get your car back, and dump her.

#7 - On 09/29/2009 at 5:16pm by MiddleChild08

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This sounds like a fake. If a cop pulls you over in Australia and you don't have your license, they check your name and unless your license has been suspended or is a learner permit, all they do is give you a warning and you have 30 days to show up at a cop shop with your license to prove you have one and nothing further becomes of it (had this happen once when I left my wallet at work) . At no time will the cops impound your car for something as trivial as this, unless the car was severely unroadworthy (In which you're an idiot for driving an unsafe car).

#47 - On 09/29/2009 at 8:26pm by kevinhoeffer

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