Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, whilst I was in a corner deli getting snacks, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to drive the car 50m down the street so that I would be confused when I come out... She was picked up by a cop driving without her license and now my car is impounded for 28 days. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34688) - you deserved it (2688)

On 09/29/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Top comments

YDI for having an immature girlfriend. Tell the cops she stole it, get your car back, and dump her.

#7 - On 09/29/2009 at 5:16pm by MiddleChild08

See in context

I don't see how that's immature. I mean. Yeah, maybe since she didn't have her license, and yeah, she must've done something else the OP didn't mention in order for a cop to be in the equation at all, but since when does trying to confuse someone make you immature?

#10 - On 09/29/2009 at 5:18pm by lem0n

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: