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Today, whilst I was in a corner deli getting snacks, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to drive the car 50m down the street so that I would be confused when I come out... She was picked up by a cop driving without her license and now my car is impounded for 28 days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28320) - you deserved it (1855)

On 09/29/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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