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Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight. I jokingly responded "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded "Keg parties are only for kids who have friends." He was serious. FML

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On 03/23/2009 at 2:34pm - misc - by unloved (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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At least he didn't object to the party!

#1 - On 03/23/2009 at 6:26pm by amirn86

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I love how parents are so straight up to their kids

#4 - On 03/23/2009 at 6:32pm by ohhboyy

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