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Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as "My other girlfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks (29053) - you totally deserved it (2200)

On 09/28/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

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What a PIMP.

#1 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:50pm by FreddyLunch

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

Meh... if she's ugly she has no reason to complain.

#8 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:56pm by Ughsucks

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Give him 5 seconds to start laughing and say "just kidding", and if he doesn't, introduce your foot to his ass.

#19 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:21pm by fmlfmlfml15

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HAHA

#27 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:09pm by trakus

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Look at the bright side, at least your boyfriend is getting some ass

#35 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:46pm by Zhejan

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four scoops of ass

#67 - On 09/29/2009 at 12:46pm by canucksrule88

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And.. you didn't dump him? If you didn't YDI for being a simple-minded tool.

#76 - On 02/26/2010 at 6:17pm by Philosophic

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Hahaha ouch.

#2 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:50pm by anonnie

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What a dumbass. I hope you dumped that tool.

#3 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:51pm by hauptubel

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HE IS A ASSHOLE
dump him

#5 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:54pm by ashblueeyez14

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Ehhh what trash he is Id dump him if you value both Your dignity,AND the pride of all us girls that share society with you....

#6 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:55pm by Cristaderzi

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Dump him....

#7 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:56pm by nerdgirlagogo

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at least he said girlfriend

#9 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:58pm by a1mostevi1

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Beware not to finish like one of those http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=22517

#10 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:59pm by notanhoaxer

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Maybe he's a polygamist.

#11 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:59pm by lem0n

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Reply with "Nice to meet you *insert name*, mother of my ex." and leave.

#12 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:02pm by rukusrazor

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I see you think friends = parents? moron.

#13 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:03pm by Ughsucks

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the appropriate response is to promptly kick him in the nuts and drop him to the ground in front of his friends. i'm guessing you missed your chance this time, so either waste no more time dumping him or ask to meet the rest of his friends this week to get a second shot at your opportunity.

#14 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:04pm by _Centaur_

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Damn, i hope you dumped him and kicked him in the balls :X

#15 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:08pm by Rainkicksu

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you know, you cna always tell what a person is really like by looking at them, or by getting to know them. You should have piced up some kind of hint along the way. YTDI

#16 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:12pm by thatSucks7

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Maybe it was a JOKE? But if it wasn't, sucks for you.

#17 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:13pm by Speedycat69

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I lol'd.

#18 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:21pm by LewJH

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maybe you should meet up with his "other girlfriend"

#21 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:27pm by BreeKnox

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Have you ever agreed to be exclusive? Have you guys had that talk?

If not, its your fault for not clarifying where you stand in the relationship.

#23 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:28pm by romaunts

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Exactly what I was thinking. Girlfriend probably wasn't the right term for him to use.

#39 - On 09/28/2009 at 4:13pm by deucebrew

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Seriously? It should be a no-brainer. She's not a slut with no self dignity.

#55 - On 09/28/2009 at 11:47pm by JessiGoose

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most guys don't "have talks".

you like them, get along with them, they give off a billion and one obvious signals they like you, then somewhere along the way you realize your wires got crossed, you think you're dating but the guy doesn't, they've just assumed you're 'cool with that"...not every guy is great and talks about shit. and if she's in high school/college, this is 1000000x more likely that that's the case. she doesn't deserve being shat on just because she liked someone...many people don't make their true selves really known until far too late in a "relationship". for someone with so many fingers to point, you should know that.

#64 - On 09/29/2009 at 4:56am by jasonsexcema

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I hate when people say YDI for not knowing he's a prick.
Like really? You deserve it just cuz you weren't aware that someone else is an asshole? So even if they're incredibly nice and sweet around you all the time, it's still your fault for not picking up on traits that you've never seen them exhibit before?

#24 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:53pm by lem0n

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time to dump him... even if you said "pick oneof us" are you sure you'd believe you were the only one after that.

#25 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:00pm by kaelendra

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haha true idiot!!!!
seriously he makes us guys look bad....

#26 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:03pm by axlman

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Did you corrected him saying "I'm his new ex-girlfriend?"

#28 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:27pm by nepsy

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That is just rude....IF you didn't do anything to deserve it (like cheat on him). Then it is just funny as hell.......So this could be a "Your life does suck," moment or a "YDI." Just thought I should point out the obvious.

#34 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:36pm by kukopia

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YDI cause ... I felt like said so... I hope you dumped him, Must of been embarrassing D: FYL

#29 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:29pm by PhunkyMagic

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Tell him you were surprised but you would really like a threesome. When the other girlfriend refuses, they will get mad at each other and you will be long gone.

#30 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:30pm by I_am_stupid_also

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Chill out people, the guy was probably joking. Guys do that from time to time ya know...

#31 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:31pm by celeritas_5k

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I didn't know the Mormans had an apprenticeship.

#33 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:33pm by kukopia

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Please read my comment below, and refrain from displaying your ignorance to the public.

#58 - On 09/29/2009 at 12:04am by ohhhhman

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mormons do not practice polygamy -_-

do some research on reliable websites.

#60 - On 09/29/2009 at 1:24am by ILoveAsianGirls

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Just dump in front of his friends and tell him you have to go see your "other boyfriend". Then leave.

#36 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:49pm by doggie3

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Pimp. Be happy for him. He getting some tail

#37 - On 09/28/2009 at 4:07pm by srgntawesome

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Such a short story, and yet so powerful. Sorry hun'

#38 - On 09/28/2009 at 4:08pm by _Noon_

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You forgot to tell you're a guy~

#40 - On 09/28/2009 at 4:23pm by toink

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So what? She compensates for the bad head you give, be thankful.

#41 - On 09/28/2009 at 5:35pm by D_R_A_M_A

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dump him, dump him now. and kick him in the nuts.

#42 - On 09/28/2009 at 5:39pm by hanizzle09

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YDI, for not shutting up and making ur bf a sandwich jkjkjkjk hahaha XD troll alert!!!!!
Don't take me seriously im just bored

#43 - On 09/28/2009 at 6:30pm by VD007

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Dont get offended plz

#44 - On 09/28/2009 at 6:32pm by VD007

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DUMP THE ASS.

#45 - On 09/28/2009 at 6:41pm by cupcakeqt

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DUMP THE DICK!!! now kick him and tell the other girl if u can find out who she is... this is a master plan lol

#46 - On 09/28/2009 at 7:38pm by fatesucks

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PWNED!!

#47 - On 09/28/2009 at 8:04pm by eric01

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SO WHAT?!?! ALL THE FML'S ARE "I'M STUPID ENOUGH TO DATE AN ASS!"

#48 - On 09/28/2009 at 8:08pm by Man_person

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So what? Wow.

Anyway, dump him. He's obviously jerk and has no problem showing it.

#49 - On 09/28/2009 at 8:25pm by ILoveJace01

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dump his ass that is friggin' insane

#50 - On 09/28/2009 at 8:55pm by lifesabitch18

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Maybe he was joking? Or an inside joke??

#51 - On 09/28/2009 at 9:23pm by RPGod

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dump him!!

#52 - On 09/28/2009 at 9:43pm by TriniRockStar

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Love how he thinks that's okay, like you aren't gonna be mad at all.
Where the hell do you live? lol

#53 - On 09/28/2009 at 11:12pm by DameGreyWulf

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He was joking or this isn't true. No man is stupid enough to say that otherwise. It was in front of his boys and he was just trying to get a laugh. I would have laughed if I were his friend.

#54 - On 09/28/2009 at 11:40pm by canadianbad123

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All the dicks who responded "lol at least he's getting tail" or whatever can go fuck themselves. They make REAL men look bad. And a REAL man doesn't have eyes for anyone else, except his girl. I imagine you dumped his sorry ass if he wasn't joking, which it didn't seem like. You deserve better. :)

#56 - On 09/28/2009 at 11:55pm by JessiGoose

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READ THIS.


It's "Mormons", not "Mormans".
Mormons do not practice polygamy. You actually cannot be a member if you do. That last time it was practiced was in the 1800s. That's when it was socially acceptable. That's when some of your ancestors had slaves. It's the past. Move on. The polygamists now days belong to another church. I think it's called the Church of Christ...but I'm not sure.

Okay. That's all. Thanks.

#57 - On 09/29/2009 at 12:01am by ohhhhman

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There are definitely branches of Mormonism that practice polygamy. Just because you don't want to accept it doesn't mean it ceases to exist.

#59 - On 09/29/2009 at 12:22am by lo1337a

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Mormons are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. There are still sects of this religion that do practice polygamy, though the mainstream church has disavowed this practice.

#65 - On 09/29/2009 at 5:11am by supermouse627

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ugh, been there before. sometimes it takes a long time to get douche-ray vision. sorry sweetpea :( everyone knows you can do way better than that dick

#63 - On 09/29/2009 at 4:51am by jasonsexcema

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Bet you she just giggled and said nothing. Women are retarded like that

#68 - On 09/29/2009 at 2:36pm by mckia

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WTF Are you still with the duch bag. im not surpprised about you being the other girl, im surprised that he was dumb enough to say it in front of you, if your going to be a criminal... BE A SMART ONE!!! my girls will never know about eachother!!.

#69 - On 09/29/2009 at 2:42pm by avcureton_101

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3sum?

#71 - On 09/29/2009 at 9:37pm by rts312

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ugh, i hate when that happens.
dump his ass.

#72 - On 09/30/2009 at 12:00am by cheapsheep

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cheating bastard

#73 - On 09/30/2009 at 11:25am by heatrider986

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Threesome?

#74 - On 01/29/2010 at 6:38pm by dgranger

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I would just be like it's okay he's boyfriend number three hahahaha

#75 - On 02/13/2010 at 9:13pm by ggasg

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your better than that i say you should dump him

#77 - On 04/13/2010 at 12:51am by blaqwidow20

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First?

#78 - On 05/12/2010 at 5:39pm by ScooterScott

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dump his ass right away

#79 - On 07/21/2010 at 6:42pm by tohaveandtohold

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