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(+1)What a PIMP.
(-5)Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.
Meh... if she's ugly she has no reason to complain.
(+5)Give him 5 seconds to start laughing and say "just kidding", and if he doesn't, introduce your foot to his ass.
(0)HAHA
(0)Look at the bright side, at least your boyfriend is getting some ass
(0)four scoops of ass
(0)And.. you didn't dump him? If you didn't YDI for being a simple-minded tool.
(0)Hahaha ouch.
(+1)What a dumbass. I hope you dumped that tool.
(0)HE IS A ASSHOLE
dump him
(0)Ehhh what trash he is Id dump him if you value both Your dignity,AND the pride of all us girls that share society with you....
(0)Dump him....
(+1)at least he said girlfriend
#9 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:58pm by a1mostevi1
(0)Beware not to finish like one of those http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=22517
(+1)Maybe he's a polygamist.
(0)Reply with "Nice to meet you *insert name*, mother of my ex." and leave.
(+3)I see you think friends = parents? moron.
(0)the appropriate response is to promptly kick him in the nuts and drop him to the ground in front of his friends. i'm guessing you missed your chance this time, so either waste no more time dumping him or ask to meet the rest of his friends this week to get a second shot at your opportunity.
(0)Damn, i hope you dumped him and kicked him in the balls :X
(0)you know, you cna always tell what a person is really like by looking at them, or by getting to know them. You should have piced up some kind of hint along the way. YTDI
(0)Maybe it was a JOKE? But if it wasn't, sucks for you.
(0)I lol'd.
(+2)maybe you should meet up with his "other girlfriend"
(0)Have you ever agreed to be exclusive? Have you guys had that talk?
If not, its your fault for not clarifying where you stand in the relationship.
(+1)Exactly what I was thinking. Girlfriend probably wasn't the right term for him to use.
(0)Seriously? It should be a no-brainer. She's not a slut with no self dignity.
(0)most guys don't "have talks".
you like them, get along with them, they give off a billion and one obvious signals they like you, then somewhere along the way you realize your wires got crossed, you think you're dating but the guy doesn't, they've just assumed you're 'cool with that"...not every guy is great and talks about shit. and if she's in high school/college, this is 1000000x more likely that that's the case. she doesn't deserve being shat on just because she liked someone...many people don't make their true selves really known until far too late in a "relationship". for someone with so many fingers to point, you should know that.
(+2)I hate when people say YDI for not knowing he's a prick.
Like really? You deserve it just cuz you weren't aware that someone else is an asshole? So even if they're incredibly nice and sweet around you all the time, it's still your fault for not picking up on traits that you've never seen them exhibit before?
(0)time to dump him... even if you said "pick oneof us" are you sure you'd believe you were the only one after that.
(+1)haha true idiot!!!!
seriously he makes us guys look bad....
(+2)Did you corrected him saying "I'm his new ex-girlfriend?"
(0)That is just rude....IF you didn't do anything to deserve it (like cheat on him). Then it is just funny as hell.......So this could be a "Your life does suck," moment or a "YDI." Just thought I should point out the obvious.
(0)YDI cause ... I felt like said so... I hope you dumped him, Must of been embarrassing D: FYL
(0)Tell him you were surprised but you would really like a threesome. When the other girlfriend refuses, they will get mad at each other and you will be long gone.
(0)Chill out people, the guy was probably joking. Guys do that from time to time ya know...
(-1)I didn't know the Mormans had an apprenticeship.
(0)Please read my comment below, and refrain from displaying your ignorance to the public.
#58 - On 09/29/2009 at 12:04am by ohhhhman
(0)mormons do not practice polygamy -_-
do some research on reliable websites.
(+1)Just dump in front of his friends and tell him you have to go see your "other boyfriend". Then leave.
(0)Pimp. Be happy for him. He getting some tail
(0)Such a short story, and yet so powerful. Sorry hun'
(0)You forgot to tell you're a guy~
(0)So what? She compensates for the bad head you give, be thankful.
(0)dump him, dump him now. and kick him in the nuts.
(-1)YDI, for not shutting up and making ur bf a sandwich jkjkjkjk hahaha XD troll alert!!!!!
Don't take me seriously im just bored
#43 - On 09/28/2009 at 6:30pm by VD007
(0)Dont get offended plz
#44 - On 09/28/2009 at 6:32pm by VD007
(0)DUMP THE ASS.
(0)DUMP THE DICK!!! now kick him and tell the other girl if u can find out who she is... this is a master plan lol
(0)PWNED!!
(0)SO WHAT?!?! ALL THE FML'S ARE "I'M STUPID ENOUGH TO DATE AN ASS!"
(0)So what? Wow.
Anyway, dump him. He's obviously jerk and has no problem showing it.
(0)dump his ass that is friggin' insane
(0)Maybe he was joking? Or an inside joke??
(0)dump him!!
(0)Love how he thinks that's okay, like you aren't gonna be mad at all.
Where the hell do you live? lol
(0)He was joking or this isn't true. No man is stupid enough to say that otherwise. It was in front of his boys and he was just trying to get a laugh. I would have laughed if I were his friend.
(0)All the dicks who responded "lol at least he's getting tail" or whatever can go fuck themselves. They make REAL men look bad. And a REAL man doesn't have eyes for anyone else, except his girl. I imagine you dumped his sorry ass if he wasn't joking, which it didn't seem like. You deserve better. :)
(0)READ THIS.
It's "Mormons", not "Mormans".
Mormons do not practice polygamy. You actually cannot be a member if you do. That last time it was practiced was in the 1800s. That's when it was socially acceptable. That's when some of your ancestors had slaves. It's the past. Move on. The polygamists now days belong to another church. I think it's called the Church of Christ...but I'm not sure.
Okay. That's all. Thanks.
#57 - On 09/29/2009 at 12:01am by ohhhhman
(+1)There are definitely branches of Mormonism that practice polygamy. Just because you don't want to accept it doesn't mean it ceases to exist.
(0)Mormons are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. There are still sects of this religion that do practice polygamy, though the mainstream church has disavowed this practice.
(0)ugh, been there before. sometimes it takes a long time to get douche-ray vision. sorry sweetpea :( everyone knows you can do way better than that dick
(0)Bet you she just giggled and said nothing. Women are retarded like that
(0)WTF Are you still with the duch bag. im not surpprised about you being the other girl, im surprised that he was dumb enough to say it in front of you, if your going to be a criminal... BE A SMART ONE!!! my girls will never know about eachother!!.
(0)3sum?
(0)ugh, i hate when that happens.
dump his ass.
(0) cheating bastard
(0)Threesome?
(0)I would just be like it's okay he's boyfriend number three hahahaha
(0)your better than that i say you should dump him
(0)First?
(0)dump his ass right away
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