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Today, while wearing my Navy Dress White Uniform, I decided to stop and help this attractive girl who was not feeling well. Without warning, she blew chunks all over my "Whites". I have a uniform inspection later this afternoon. FML
My guess is you won't pass inspection. I'm subbing for Capt. Obvious on the Psychic Hotline today.
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Friday 27 November 2015