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Today, while wearing my Navy Dress White Uniform, I decided to stop and help this attractive girl who was not feeling well. Without warning, she blew chunks all over my "Whites". I have a uniform inspection later this afternoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35587) - you deserved it (4346)

On 09/28/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by mnavy (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Man... I hope you've got a Tide stain pen LOL!

#14 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:07pm by birds

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My guess is you won't pass inspection. I'm subbing for Capt. Obvious on the Psychic Hotline today.

#10 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:04pm by aback

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