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Today, while wearing my Navy Dress White Uniform, I decided to stop and help this attractive girl who was not feeling well. Without warning, she blew chunks all over my "Whites". I have a uniform inspection later this afternoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35505) - you deserved it (4339)

On 09/28/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by mnavy (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Man... I hope you've got a Tide stain pen LOL!

#14 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:07pm by birds

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dress whites and dress blues. along with new camis, peanut butters and coveralls. oh and flight deck uniforms for us insanely awesome aviation rates. :-)

#17 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:11pm by MousedaDrumma

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