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Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8729) - you deserved it (45934)

On 09/27/2009 at 11:59am - misc - by absentmindedmoron (man) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

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Boothycall!

#8 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:15pm by f_alltheirlives

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"Today I was in a phonebooth. This guy came in and started groping me and I attacked him with the receiver. He said: "I'm sorry m'am" and walked off. I'm Superman. FML"

#16 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:47pm by Moy

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