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Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35745) - you deserved it (14762)

On 09/27/2009 at 11:52am - misc - by cockroach (man) - United States (Texas)

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OMFG MAN
WHY WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH OPEN !
dude, you fcking stuuuuuuupid.

#3 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:08pm by NATFLUMP

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GROSSNESS

#1 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:07pm by prettybadfuckup

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