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Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10924) - you deserved it (76986)

On 09/27/2009 at 4:35am - misc - by Not-so-good-gymnast (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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you went out of your way to remove a safety device that you didn't even think was a hindrance to it at all. YDI 110%

#5 - On 09/27/2009 at 10:10am by cucuto89

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#1 - On 09/27/2009 at 10:07am by ALittleBitCrazy

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