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Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Show him your vag. He'll believe you then or just kick him in the balls for being a dick.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015