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Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML


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On 09/27/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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You should have showed him your tits!

#2 - On 09/27/2009 at 6:16am by 0___0

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Show him your vag. He'll believe you then or just kick him in the balls for being a dick.

#5 - On 09/27/2009 at 7:02am by Moy

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