Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML
I agree, your life sucks (4081) - you totally deserved it (35918)
On 09/26/2009 at 4:05am - misc - by veggocake (woman) - United States (Texas)
(+1)You obviously don't pay attention to your caller ID if you answered to make plans with her in the first place...
#45 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:27pm by hypnotiq_trini
(+3)I never understood why people give rude names to certain people when they enter the person's number? Is there really any way to be stupid enough to need a reminder to ignore someone?
#2 - On 09/26/2009 at 10:09am by ISellHerbs
well it doesn't have to mean she's stupid, maybe she has a sabrina she doesn't ignore, so to not mix them up she has to name one "SABRINA-IGNORE" lol
#13 - On 09/26/2009 at 10:21am by FuckMyLyphe
(0)I agree with #2.
Giving people just names on your phone is so ignorant and childish. If your going to make fun of that particular person then why add them to your phone? A little common sense, honestly.
#20 - On 09/26/2009 at 11:03am by JustSoLost
(+1)@13 Then why wouldn't she just add a last name to both Sabrinas? Unless she really does need a reminder of who she hates... Even so, I still don't get why you would go to lunch with her if you didn't like her.
#26 - On 09/26/2009 at 11:21am by Sun_Kissed18
yeah, well i guess it's because she's stupid and mean then! hahahaha! who says she evn knows her last name anyway...lol that's probably another reason she attaches "IGNORE" to her name lmfao! if she ignores her i doubt she evn cares what her last name is much less even know.
#28 - On 09/26/2009 at 11:29am by FuckMyLyphe
(0)Even if she didn't know the last name, she could add something more innocuous like "Sabrina - school" or "Sabrina - work" or whatever that refers to where she knows her from. That's usually what I do, too, especially with people I don't have all that much to do with.
But if OP never really liked her, a) why do you refer to her as a friend and b) why do you hang out with her? Getting lunch with her, okay, you may have your reasons, but why on earth do you refer to people you do not like as a "friend"?
#34 - On 09/26/2009 at 12:40pm by __no_one__
(0)it's because, if Sabrina 'drunk' dialed this friend, and the friend was also drunk, she could pathetically look at her phone and make out the letters 'IGNORE' then not pick up...since, for most, everyone is our friends with a few drinks in our system. they didn't like each other anyway, that's why i have the letters '-NO' after some of the names in my phone book. I don't want to hear from them, nor call them. but if they do call, i know not to pick up, sober or w/ a few. lessens the temptation. why start something
#37 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:17pm by shitstorm_hell
u kno wat #34 this FML is quite the conundrum. how did "Sabrina-IGNORE" get in touch wif the OP and meet up with her in the first place? Why didnt she just ignore her instead? wasnt that the point? but to answer b) well u dont have to like someone for u 2 hav lunch wif dem lol as long as they are paying. lulz
#42 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:47pm by FuckMyLyphe
(0)Well sometimes you needa know, like I know several andrews but one particular one is creepy and I dont like talking to him. However, I just go with the DPU system, so I'll write andrew (dpu) as his name in my phone. DPU = Don't Pick Up
(0)Wow! Champion douche. I am just imagining Sabrina's FML:
I had lunch today with someone I thought was a really good friend. We had a really great time and I thought it was nice to see him, until while helping him find his cell phone, I called it and my name appeared on the called id followed by the word "IGNORE". FML
#68 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:38am by colorschemer
(0)You're stupid, you should have changed it before you went out with her. It was rude to have accepted the invitation if you didn't even like her. I hope you payed for the lunch. YDI.
(0)Today, I went for lunch with an old friend. She purposely left her phone on the passenger seat and pretended it was lost. So she could ask me to call her and indirectly tell me she hated me. FML.
nope she left it UNDER the passenger seat and it wasn't on purpose and she never said she hated anyone. wow we can just imagine how many inaccurate fmls there are with ppl embellishing this much like u.
#18 - On 09/26/2009 at 10:52am by FuckMyLyphe
edit- oh and let me add this: FML: both sides of the story: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1791830
#27 - On 09/26/2009 at 11:22am by FuckMyLyphe
(0)Well, what could she expect. She is a witch after all. ㄟ㋛ㄏ
*braces himself to be trampled by rapid Sabrina fans*
BTW, YDI for three reasons. One, you were nasty enough to put in on your phone in the first place. Two, you didn't, wouldn't, or couldn't fess up to this person, which automatically makes you a faker. Doing this to someone you don't like can be an invitation for cruelty later, which you obviously found out the hard way. Last but not least, you were dopey enough to not take that off your phone before seeing your pseudo-friend. Self-immolation may be an FML in the technical sense (not that I clicked FYL), but you can't say you didn't ask for it.
#15 - On 09/26/2009 at 10:28am by blastvortex
(0)Sabrina might be a witch, but OP is a bitch for sure. And you're absolutely right about why OP deserves it.
#38 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:26pm by metonymy
(0)For the dinner:50 Bucks
For the look on her face: Priceless
LMAO :DD
#19 - On 09/26/2009 at 11:02am by NobodysLover
(0)Well not that its out, you need to go make proper amendments with the entire truth, then let whatever happens happen.
#22 - On 09/26/2009 at 11:08am by BoboMatrix
(0)why would you even be friends with someone you don't like?
#23 - On 09/26/2009 at 11:10am by Samabenjamim
(0)don't have lunch with people you don't like. I really hate it when people pretend to like people that they don't. Its just immature, you could have politely said no to lunch
#25 - On 09/26/2009 at 11:21am by darkblue_13
(0)FHL for knowing ppl like u who take advantage. YDI bitch.
#29 - On 09/26/2009 at 11:33am by myhairynutsack
(0)Well... You now have a good reason to never see each other again? I mean, you both don't like each other so...
(+1)This makes me think of when Dane Cook talks about how there's always that one friend that nobody likes...
#32 - On 09/26/2009 at 12:04pm by boo_betch_boo
(0)HAHA MY NAME IS SABRINA!!!WHY WOULD YOU FO TO LUNCH WITH SOMEONE U DONT LIKE????
#35 - On 09/26/2009 at 12:59pm by iheartpink
(+1)that sucks i feel so bad for you.. but thats happened to me before except it was an ex boyfrined.lol(:
#39 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:31pm by carisfreakyflyyo
(0)Lol that really is quite funny. But you totally deserved it, surely if you just saved her name as Sabrina you'd know to ignore her cos you'd know who it was?! "Today I went out for lunch with an old friend. She couldnt find her phone on the way back, so I rang it, only to discover she had my number saved as "Sabrina-IGNORE" FML" Poor Sabrina!
#40 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:35pm by littlegreycells
(0)YDI. If you knew someone well enough to know you don't want to talk to them, then just their name should be enough to remind you not to.
#41 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:45pm by tomakobriefs
(0)that is stupid. you did deserve it.
AND on top of that, im offended because my name is sabrina
#44 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:27pm by sabrinalovey
(0)That was dumb I mean really. Sabrina calling you. You see the caller id. Oh its Sabrina I hate that Bish I'm not going to answer. Simple. Why? Do you have to type in ignore like your brain can't function without leaving the most idiotic obvious notes. I really think that technology is making some people more lazy and stupid.
#46 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:02pm by ithedarkone
(0)Oh yeah, FYL indeed. Big deal. So you're kind of a bitch, you didn't like her anyway, and now she probably doesn't want to be friends with you anymore, so you got what you wanted.
(0)Haha I find this hillarious. But who cares what someone puts in their phone :)
#52 - On 09/26/2009 at 8:00pm by jane99
(0)hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha well now she gets the hint and you didnt like her anyway.
#53 - On 09/26/2009 at 8:08pm by ihatethispart2
(0)So what? You didn't like her anyways so what do you care what she thinks.
And YDI for being so dumb you have to remind yourself to ignore someone.
#54 - On 09/26/2009 at 10:00pm by xDEEEEEEEEEEE
(0)good going. i woulda atleast changed it before i saw her. incase of an accidental sighting.
#56 - On 09/27/2009 at 12:29am by integrababy
but why and how would you even see someone you placed a reminder on your phone to ignore? how would they reach you or why would they be in your car in the 1st place? i dunno the OP just sounds like sumdumbitch!
#59 - On 09/27/2009 at 11:20am by FuckMyLyphe
(0)FML for that. But YDI for being a real bitch she at least offert to do it + just because you dont like her doesnt mean you directly have to ignore her :l
(0)WHY would you put "Ignore" beside her name in your contacts list? Do you need to be reminded to ignore her calls? Can't you just remember you don't like Sabrina? If she's that non-unlikeable that you need reminding, perhaps she isn't that bad after all...
@ #58 "non-unlikeable" isn't that the same as likeable? lmfao! talk about a double negative!
#60 - On 09/27/2009 at 11:22am by FuckMyLyphe
(0)That's hilarious, I would've just said it was a joke. Or jokingly tell her a I hated her...while really meaning it.
And to everyone calling her a bitch...most people I know have at least one "friend" they truly dislike yet tolerate. I bet they all do, too. Why? I don't fucking know, it's nicer to pretend.
(0)Yeah, many people have a friend like that but of them aren't bitchy enough to program their distaste for that person into their phones where anyone can see it. Personally, I don't hang out with anyone I don't like, especially alone, and I feel sorry for anyone who does.
#63 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:09pm by RoguePenguin
(0)Wait, you don't like her, so why do you care about her opinion? It's more of a FHL, your life is fine.
(0)OP: Not only are you a fugesi, you're also very lame to put names like that in your phone. There are people that bug me on my phone, but I don't need my phone to remind me that I don't always welcome their call. If you have a sub 90 IQ that you most likely do, by all means continue to be a douche. Just remember who helped you find your phone! Haha! YDI
#67 - On 09/30/2009 at 5:47am by LocoChaz006
(0)wow the OP is mean/bichy if u dont like her dont be her friend easy as that! and my name is SABRINA, sabby for short so basically ur insulting me well not rlly, but seriously.
#70 - On 05/12/2010 at 5:56pm by anybodyudontnoe
