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Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4888) - you deserved it (40434)

On 09/26/2009 at 4:05am - misc - by veggocake (woman) - United States (Texas)

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