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Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML


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On 09/26/2009 at 4:05am - misc - by veggocake (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I never understood why people give rude names to certain people when they enter the person's number? Is there really any way to be stupid enough to need a reminder to ignore someone?

#2 - On 09/26/2009 at 10:09am by ISellHerbs

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You're stupid, you should have changed it before you went out with her. It was rude to have accepted the invitation if you didn't even like her. I hope you payed for the lunch. YDI.

#7 - On 09/26/2009 at 10:10am by 0___0

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