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Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was 4 extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7899) - you deserved it (45347)

On 09/25/2009 at 6:09pm - misc - by MyLyfeSux (man) - United States (Florida)

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who waits for a janitor?

#4 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:41pm by hellocello600

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You went to a public restroom and didn't check the roll BEFORE sitting down? And you didn't wait for other people to leave (you'd be able to tell from inside the stall, yes) and quickly scurry over to check another stall?

You must be one of those "idiots" I'm always hearing about.

#7 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:42pm by null

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