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Today, I told my dad that I have a very serious drinking problem and that I need to go to rehab because I can't stop on my own. He told me that I just need to make new friends and suggested I join a sorority. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33133) - you deserved it (6040)

On 09/24/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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if you are old enough to drink, you are old enough to check yourself into rehab

#3 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:59pm by titties1

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I have never seen such terrible advice for such a serious concern. Not trying to step on toes and may catch flak for the post, but alcoholism is a medically defined disease. It is beyond just drinking heavily. And while it may be fun in college, by the time you reach midlife, it is pure hell.
For the poster, there are great facilities in Kansas. If this really is a problem for you that you can't just stop, continue the initiative, call them. I promise you, you won't regret it later when you look back on this.
-CltCounselor

#19 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:25pm by utkevdawg

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