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Today, I told my dad that I have a very serious drinking problem and that I need to go to rehab because I can't stop on my own. He told me that I just need to make new friends and suggested I join a sorority. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24948) - you deserved it (4333)

On 09/24/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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