Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML
I agree, your life sucks (65615) - you deserved it (2781)
On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Tally's life also sucksToday, I got flowers at work. I was excited until I saw they were from my good friend…
doggybag also deserved itToday, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then…
#1 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:56am by catatonicsleep
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haha. I would had called the police.
#3 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:58am by A_Dirty_Syn
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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