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Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML

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On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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creepy....

#1 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:56am by catatonicsleep

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That seems like a "cold" assumption to make about someone

#42 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:14pm by Zhejan

Pun fail.

#45 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:19pm by LewJH

not necessarily, lolz
if i worked at a hotel front desk, i wouldn't be able to resist saying stuff like that.. it'd be hilarious all the stuff you could say to freak people out.

#46 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:36pm by xxmirandapandaxx

That's sexy

#48 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:39pm by myballs

hell yea its sexy, :D ur gonna get lucky maybe tonight ;]

#60 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:33pm by MasterAhmed

I feel special :O

#71 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:48pm by xxmirandapandaxx

Since when does Edward Cullen work as a receptionist?

#111 - On 09/25/2009 at 3:19am by depechemode

fake!

#125 - On 09/25/2009 at 8:59pm by khoff

HAHHAHAHAHAhahah that is so funny. I put it as my facebook status

#130 - On 09/27/2009 at 11:14pm by dude_stfu

creeper!

#2 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:57am by TuTasMasLoco

Anyone else hate the term creeper? It's like its sprung up all of a sudden. It's everywhere!

#5 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:59am by 8trickster8

It does seem to be a bit of a cultural phenomenon of late. Same with "stalker." Correlation?

#41 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:10pm by BeeSkwaird

I agree. I'd never heard the term before until a few months ago, and since then it's been everywhere. Following me, if you will. :]

#73 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:03pm by Witchcraft

It's eating us from the inside AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! The pain fluffy come help meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!

#103 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:09am by YDIBITCHES

You might say it's crept up.

#107 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:51am by Tsukasa

#73 and #107 -

Lmao at the subtleness of your jokes.

#109 - On 09/25/2009 at 2:27am by gummibehrs

8trickster8 the term creeper didn't "spring up all of a sudden" it's been gaining in popularity for the last like, 5 years or so. That's about when I first heard it anyways, and I've been using it regularly for the past 3 years at least.

#119 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:38pm by boatkicker

haha. I would had called the police.

#3 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:58am by A_Dirty_Syn

that's so creepy.

#4 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:59am by cornerstore

at least he cares about her(:

#120 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:03pm by canucksrule88

run run and don't look back that is creepy

#6 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:59am by sonicfury

Creeepy

#7 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:00am by Bullshet

wow that's weird!

#8 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:00am by scorpioserpent

That's creepy.

And I agree with whatever Intoxicunt may comment on this. =)

#9 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:01am by XOfiestypixie

Yay! I feel special.

You know the complimentary candy on your pillow? DRUGGED. Enjoy.

#20 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:21am by Intoxicunt

Yay drugged candy! =D

#29 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:43am by XOfiestypixie

Did they touch you gently too?

#10 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:01am by lauralatch

hahahaha nice.

#11 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:03am by princesni

That is... very strange.

#12 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:03am by Haitch

That's really creepy. I'd say have a chat with management, and barricade the door before you go to bed tonight.

#13 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:05am by AndelleRae

lol, it's a game of yours to interpret things the other way around, right? :)

#17 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:14am by palleas

wrong, it's a lifestyle.

#19 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:21am by lauralatch

a lifestyle? even better :p

#27 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:36am by palleas

Plus it's just the way Plex's mind works. =)

Something innocent get's turned into something dirty by him.
Someone creepy gets a positive spin put on them by him.

Hi Plexico. =)

#30 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:45am by XOfiestypixie

I thought that your name was fiesty pie.
I am upset :(
We all know and love the plexico :)

#31 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:46am by lauralatch

haha, actually, fml is so much better thanks to the comments of a few (most of the comments are just a waste of time, random hate and so...). It's actually quite easy to spot the fun commenters, I usually just go to these comments! So thank you! :p

#39 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:02pm by palleas

That would be interesting to see you try.

I'm sure you could make it work. =)

#44 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:19pm by XOfiestypixie

Pixie, let's have his babies. NOW. :)

#47 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:36pm by Intoxicunt

Agreed!

Who doesn't want to have Plexi's babies?

#52 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:56pm by XOfiestypixie

Crazies and guys.

#55 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:07pm by Intoxicunt

We already tried to, but touching bases dont work like that. :O

#58 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:14pm by donkey_hang_down

I love how we all have an 'x' in our names. We are....TRIPLE X! Dun dun dun.

Anyway, that plan is great, minus the credit card thing. I'm going to need it for the same purposes. I'll give you some counterfeit money to drop her off with.

#59 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:33pm by Intoxicunt

Ah, thank you for telling me that. Now I can use it against you. =]
All your money belongs to me. Don't worry, I won't spend it all (in one place).

I'm not invited to join? Well, I guess downtime could be best spent spending your money.

#64 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:12pm by Intoxicunt

I'm amused at us.
The fellow FML members have watched our "relationship" blossom from friendly comments to sexual banter to baby-having to me spending all your money and demanding transatlantic trips. It's just like a marriage!

#65 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:15pm by Intoxicunt

Awwwh, Plexico and Intoxicunt, sittin' in a tree.
Now Toxi's spending all his mo-oney.

#67 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:29pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD

Teehee! He admittedly doesn't mind. According to him, "it's worth it". :)

#68 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:31pm by Intoxicunt

Withholding sex!? You don't know me very well...yet. ;)
And I wouldn't take a trip without you!
Basically, the opposite of all that is true.

Ah, well then, I'll shop some other time, like while you're asleep.

#81 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:51pm by Intoxicunt

Wow, I missed a lot.

Yay road trip with Toxi!
Yay shopping!
Yay Plexico!

#96 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:02pm by XOfiestypixie

Am I a fun commenter?

#105 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:20am by YDIBITCHES

whoa

#15 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:07am by lrb081

Top tip: Never trust London.

#16 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:13am by CloudEnvy

OK OK first of all is the receptionist a man or woman?

#18 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:20am by netfreak

First! And that's creepy!

#21 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:22am by TheRoker

Huh?

I'm betting you're this many... *holds up hand with 3 fingers up*

#24 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:32am by rukusrazor

LOOOL thats funny

#22 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:22am by LebChickOnFira

I haven't favorited a FML in a long time... This was great.

#23 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:31am by rukusrazor

Your mind is in the right place

#25 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:34am by 01100110

Oh, FAIL.

#26 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:35am by lauralatch

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#32 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:48am by XOfiestypixie

Did you get her number? I would have....

#33 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:49am by 1sharpchica

Pretty sure it's '0'.

#63 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:06pm by kukopia

omg why didnt you say what you do mean i looked cold WHILE I WAS SLEEPING???
ask, i wonder what she would of said.
geez.
now your going to wonder for the rest of your life if someone went into your room at night.....
PLUS YDI for not using that bolt locking thing, you know the one that cant be openeing from the outside.

#34 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:50am by nieska18

HAHA

You've got to laugh though!

#35 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:53am by Expertfail

That is fantastic! It would be great if you woke up to her on top of you gently telling you that it is just a dream.

Fast forward 9 months: You get a phone call from the creeper telling you that you now have a daughter and she is selling it into the sex trade...

#36 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:55am by donkey_hang_down

Very creepy, don't order room service could be drugged.

#37 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:00pm by TheFlash07

Did you get that Pepto I put on your nightstand? Your poop looked different than it usually does, too.

#43 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:15pm by mercyFML

I call shenanigans. If the guy was creeping your room, he wouldn't have said that and given himself away.

#49 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:41pm by soulsfirefly

Maybe she just wanted to be your "blanket." After all, it's her "job" to make sure you're warm enough at night.
*starts making dirty noises*

#50 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:43pm by blastvortex

That's seriously creepy. He was probably jacking off over you.

#51 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:50pm by Dynoblaze

1 word: creeper!!!

#53 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:00pm by darkmis1

Gee, did you come up with that all by youself?? Aren't you a big-boy. Yes, you are!! Who's the big-boy?? Oh, yes, it's YOU!!

#62 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:04pm by kukopia

i wan my lolly nao!

#83 - On 09/24/2009 at 4:18pm by Vaetrus

You should be flattered! He obviously thinks you're good lookin'. You can get a 'lay' out of this. Teehee. No, That's a tiny bit creepy, though.

#56 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:09pm by clockworkrainbow

i can majke you warm... heck i'll make you hot.

#66 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:18pm by hyderabadi

what hotel is this? I wanna meet that "creepy" chick lol

#69 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:34pm by Dalamar

toxicunt, plexico, pixie, and laura..ur all f'ed up douchebags

#70 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:48pm by balundvall

gotta love how the plex just owns all the haters... well done sir

#112 - On 09/25/2009 at 5:59am by hazza_1234

At least she can't rape you since you were so cold. :]

#74 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:10pm by Witchcraft

Uncool.

#77 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:27pm by Intoxicunt

if any of them are ur girlfriend then she must be a real creeper..i meant keeper lol ..ugh id hate to think...

#97 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:12pm by balundvall

I'm not anyone's girlfriend. Don't believe the lies.

#104 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:09am by Intoxicunt

I call bullshit, as we learned from yesterdays fmls, hotel receptionists get written up for leaving the front counter. So if you didn't report it, then just like a congressman during a senate address: I stand and exclaim, "You're a LIAR!" lol

#76 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:18pm by kratos8217

enjoy life & multiply
remember jesus

#80 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:46pm by hyderabadi

Checking out early?

#82 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:55pm by bosshaug

What a creeeeeeper!

#84 - On 09/24/2009 at 4:27pm by woahitsashlynn

Now that's love right there...Lol

#85 - On 09/24/2009 at 4:33pm by LevyLove

oooooh sounds like my kind of person. ;)

#86 - On 09/24/2009 at 4:44pm by toriixporii

ew, creeeeeppppyyy

#87 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:14pm by jessxoxo28

if it is a cute girl say "id rather you kept me warm beautiful" if it is an ugly woman say "id rather freeze and if it is a bloke punch them upside the head

#88 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:26pm by LOKIM8

How did the receptionist even get in your
room..don't u have a key card and the lock on top of the door.... that's were I am confused. If this is real than that is soo fuckin creepy.

#89 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:28pm by movies12

The receptionist would likely have a master keycard and/or a master key for the physical lock.
Getting into the room for an employee wouldn't be that much trouble. The fact that she did is quite unsettling, though.

Sorry, man. That's messed up. Normally, I would suggest just going with it and invite her to your room when you're awake, but if she is THAT creepy, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the type to be into excessive bondage and whips and needles and... lots of scary things, really. May some otherworldy power secure the room's lock while you sleep, because it appears conventional methods are not working.

#90 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:35pm by Kofu

Your door have a chain lock?

#91 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:48pm by alisterfiend

I take this as a win, shes into you, nail her,

#92 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:20pm by JHUGO20

u shoulda been like u can keep me warm baby!!!!

unless she's ugly

#93 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:30pm by El_mariachi

or fat,

#94 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:39pm by JHUGO20

creeper.. dont know what hotel you stayed at o_O.. wouldn't wanna stay there, thankyouverymuch.

#95 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:53pm by x3Cass

Put DaveDays' video "OMG this girl is sooooo hot!" on an infinate loop so that when he tries to stalk you again he'll hear "you are a pervert! you are a pervert! you are a pervert, don't deny! (that's right.)

oughta teach him a thing or two

#98 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:16pm by DunHassleDuhHoff

you know because thar
ts not creepy at all FYL

#99 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:45pm by volcomslone

ohh my gawd that is creepy

#100 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:02am by killjoy35

that is not creepy. obviously you fell asleep and didn't put the "do not disturb" sign up, the maid knocked, you were asleep and didn't answer, and she used her master key to open the door, saw you, and then left. And told her friends

#101 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:25am by ronws23

My outh dropped...

#102 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:28am by reymysteriofan

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On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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creepy....

#1 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:56am by catatonicsleep - reply
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That seems like a "cold" assumption to make about someone

#42 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:14pm by Zhejan - reply
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Pun fail.

#45 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:19pm by LewJH - reply
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not necessarily, lolz
if i worked at a hotel front desk, i wouldn't be able to resist saying stuff like that.. it'd be hilarious all the stuff you could say to freak people out.

#46 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:36pm by xxmirandapandaxx - reply
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That's sexy

#48 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:39pm by myballs - reply
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hell yea its sexy, :D ur gonna get lucky maybe tonight ;]

#60 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:33pm by MasterAhmed - reply
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I feel special :O

#71 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:48pm by xxmirandapandaxx - reply
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creeper!

#2 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:57am by TuTasMasLoco - reply
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Anyone else hate the term creeper? It's like its sprung up all of a sudden. It's everywhere!

#5 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:59am by 8trickster8 - reply
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Why? Are you one or do you aspire to be one?

I know a group of people who hate this use of the term "creeper:" Gardeners!

Now when they want to discuss philodendrons, for example, the rest of us think Phil O'Dendron is a paunchy, middle-aged pervert masturbating just outside of a teenage girl's window.

A similar fate struck the model railroad club of northern Ohio, the Cleveland Steamers.

#40 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:09pm by plexico - reply
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It does seem to be a bit of a cultural phenomenon of late. Same with "stalker." Correlation?

#41 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:10pm by BeeSkwaird - reply
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I agree. I'd never heard the term before until a few months ago, and since then it's been everywhere. Following me, if you will. :]

#73 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:03pm by Witchcraft - reply
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It's eating us from the inside AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! The pain fluffy come help meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!

#103 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:09am by YDIBITCHES - reply

haha. I would had called the police.
#3 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:58am by A_Dirty_Syn - reply
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that's so creepy.

#4 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:59am by cornerstore - reply
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run run and don't look back that is creepy

#6 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:59am by sonicfury - reply
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Creeepy

#7 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:00am by Bullshet - reply
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wow that's weird!

#8 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:00am by scorpioserpent - reply
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That's creepy.

And I agree with whatever Intoxicunt may comment on this. =)

#9 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:01am by XOfiestypixie - reply
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Yay! I feel special.

You know the complimentary candy on your pillow? DRUGGED. Enjoy.

#20 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:21am by Intoxicunt - reply
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Yay drugged candy! =D

#29 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:43am by XOfiestypixie - reply
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Did they touch you gently too?

#10 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:01am by lauralatch - reply
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hahahaha nice.
#11 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:03am by princesni - reply
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That is... very strange.
#12 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:03am by Haitch - reply
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That's really creepy. I'd say have a chat with management, and barricade the door before you go to bed tonight.

#13 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:05am by AndelleRae - reply
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How much do you tip for that?

Does that count as Guardian Angel Room Service?

#14 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:06am by plexico - reply
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lol, it's a game of yours to interpret things the other way around, right? :)

#17 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:14am by palleas - reply
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wrong, it's a lifestyle.

#19 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:21am by lauralatch - reply
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a lifestyle? even better :p

#27 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:36am by palleas - reply
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You are actually both right.

I don't come here to re-word every else's version of "that sucks" or "YDI for being a whore."

In this case, everyone is looking at the receptionist as a "creeper," which he/she probably is, so I take on the creative challenge to make the creeper look worthy of a tip. It's fun.

#28 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:39am by plexico - reply
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Plus it's just the way Plex's mind works. =)

Something innocent get's turned into something dirty by him.
Someone creepy gets a positive spin put on them by him.

Hi Plexico. =)

#30 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:45am by XOfiestypixie - reply
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I thought that your name was fiesty pie.
I am upset :(
We all know and love the plexico :)

#31 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:46am by lauralatch - reply
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Hi, pixie,

You all are catching up. I might soon have to go for the double-switcheroo where I take something innocent, make it seem dirty, but then make it innocent again. Challenging.

#38 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:02pm by plexico - reply
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haha, actually, fml is so much better thanks to the comments of a few (most of the comments are just a waste of time, random hate and so...). It's actually quite easy to spot the fun commenters, I usually just go to these comments! So thank you! :p

#39 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:02pm by palleas - reply
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That would be interesting to see you try.

I'm sure you could make it work. =)

#44 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:19pm by XOfiestypixie - reply
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Pixie, let's have his babies. NOW. :)

#47 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:36pm by Intoxicunt - reply
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Agreed!

Who doesn't want to have Plexi's babies?

#52 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:56pm by XOfiestypixie - reply
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Crazies and guys.

#55 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:07pm by Intoxicunt - reply
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OK, here's what we do:

Toxi and pixie road-trip to Texas.

I ditch my wife with my credit card in a shoe store and then I meet you two and we get to business starting the Toxi-plex and the Pixie-plex.

It's going to cost me a lot, but it will be worth it, I promise. Everyone will be happy! :)

#57 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:14pm by plexico - reply
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We already tried to, but touching bases dont work like that. :O

#58 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:14pm by donkey_hang_down - reply
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I love how we all have an 'x' in our names. We are....TRIPLE X! Dun dun dun.

Anyway, that plan is great, minus the credit card thing. I'm going to need it for the same purposes. I'll give you some counterfeit money to drop her off with.

#59 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:33pm by Intoxicunt - reply
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Toxi, I have more than one credit card, and when orgiastic sex is proffered, my normal common sense about financial matters goes out the window. If you want to go shoe-shopping while Pixie and I are in congress, that's fine with me, but you should check with her.

#61 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:50pm by plexico - reply
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Ah, thank you for telling me that. Now I can use it against you. =]
All your money belongs to me. Don't worry, I won't spend it all (in one place).

I'm not invited to join? Well, I guess downtime could be best spent spending your money.

#64 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:12pm by Intoxicunt - reply
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I'm amused at us.
The fellow FML members have watched our "relationship" blossom from friendly comments to sexual banter to baby-having to me spending all your money and demanding transatlantic trips. It's just like a marriage!

#65 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:15pm by Intoxicunt - reply
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Awwwh, Plexico and Intoxicunt, sittin' in a tree.
Now Toxi's spending all his mo-oney.

#67 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:29pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD - reply
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Teehee! He admittedly doesn't mind. According to him, "it's worth it". :)

#68 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:31pm by Intoxicunt - reply
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#65

And after a while, you begin withholding the sex, it will be EXACTLY like a marriage.

And the trips you demand are without me.

I said if you'd rather shop while I am with Pixie, that is OK. We'd certainly love to have you stay.

#78 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:34pm by plexico - reply
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Withholding sex!? You don't know me very well...yet. ;)
And I wouldn't take a trip without you!
Basically, the opposite of all that is true.

Ah, well then, I'll shop some other time, like while you're asleep.

#81 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:51pm by Intoxicunt - reply
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Wow, I missed a lot.

Yay road trip with Toxi!
Yay shopping!
Yay Plexico!

#96 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:02pm by XOfiestypixie - reply
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whoa

#15 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:07am by lrb081 - reply
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Oooh, never travel without a door wedge to keep hotel weirdos out.

#16 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:08am by duckorange - reply
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OK OK first of all is the receptionist a man or woman?

#18 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:20am by netfreak - reply
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First! And that's creepy!

#21 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:22am by TheRoker - reply
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Huh?

I'm betting you're this many... *holds up hand with 3 fingers up*

#24 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:32am by rukusrazor - reply
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LOOOL thats funny

#22 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:22am by LebChickOnFira - reply
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I haven't favorited a FML in a long time... This was great.

#23 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:31am by rukusrazor - reply
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Your mind is in the right place

#25 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:34am by 01100110 - reply
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Oh, FAIL.

#26 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:35am by lauralatch - reply
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edit

#32 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:48am by XOfiestypixie - reply
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Did you get her number? I would have....

#33 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:49am by 1sharpchica - reply
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Pretty sure it's '0'.

#63 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:06pm by kukopia - reply
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omg why didnt you say what you do mean i looked cold WHILE I WAS SLEEPING???
ask, i wonder what she would of said.
geez.
now your going to wonder for the rest of your life if someone went into your room at night.....
PLUS YDI for not using that bolt locking thing, you know the one that cant be openeing from the outside.

#34 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:50am by nieska18 - reply
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HAHA

You've got to laugh though!

#35 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:53am by Expertfail - reply
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That is fantastic! It would be great if you woke up to her on top of you gently telling you that it is just a dream.

Fast forward 9 months: You get a phone call from the creeper telling you that you now have a daughter and she is selling it into the sex trade...

#36 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:55am by donkey_hang_down - reply
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Very creepy, don't order room service could be drugged.

#37 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:00pm by TheFlash07 - reply
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Did you get that Pepto I put on your nightstand? Your poop looked different than it usually does, too.

#43 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:15pm by mercyFML - reply
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I call shenanigans. If the guy was creeping your room, he wouldn't have said that and given himself away.
#49 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:41pm by soulsfirefly - reply
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Maybe she just wanted to be your "blanket." After all, it's her "job" to make sure you're warm enough at night.
*starts making dirty noises*

#50 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:43pm by blastvortex - reply
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That's seriously creepy. He was probably jacking off over you.

#51 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:50pm by Dynoblaze - reply
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1 word: creeper!!!

#53 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:00pm by darkmis1 - reply
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Gee, did you come up with that all by youself?? Aren't you a big-boy. Yes, you are!! Who's the big-boy?? Oh, yes, it's YOU!!

#62 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:04pm by kukopia - reply
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i wan my lolly nao!

#83 - On 09/24/2009 at 4:18pm by Vaetrus - reply
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You should be flattered! He obviously thinks you're good lookin'. You can get a 'lay' out of this. Teehee. No, That's a tiny bit creepy, though.

#56 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:09pm by clockworkrainbow - reply
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i can majke you warm... heck i'll make you hot.

#66 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:18pm by hyderabadi - reply
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what hotel is this? I wanna meet that "creepy" chick lol

#69 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:34pm by Dalamar - reply
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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

#70 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:48pm by balundvall - reply
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Take out the "up" and you're spot on! ;)

We gotta lotta love here -- even enough for you.

#79 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:37pm by plexico - reply
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did you show him your O face?

#72 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:52pm by mistercoffee - reply
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At least she can't rape you since you were so cold. :]

#74 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:10pm by Witchcraft - reply
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balundvall screw off leave my girlfriend alone

#75 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:15pm by mistercoffee - reply
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Uncool.

#77 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:27pm by Intoxicunt - reply
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if any of them are ur girlfriend then she must be a real creeper..i meant keeper lol ..ugh id hate to think...

#97 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:12pm by balundvall - reply
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I'm not anyone's girlfriend. Don't believe the lies.

#104 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:09am by Intoxicunt - reply
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I call bullshit, as we learned from yesterdays fmls, hotel receptionists get written up for leaving the front counter. So if you didn't report it, then just like a congressman during a senate address: I stand and exclaim, "You're a LIAR!" lol

#76 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:18pm by kratos8217 - reply
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enjoy life & multiply
remember jesus

#80 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:46pm by hyderabadi - reply
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Checking out early?

#82 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:55pm by bosshaug - reply
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What a creeeeeeper!

#84 - On 09/24/2009 at 4:27pm by woahitsashlynn - reply
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Now that's love right there...Lol

#85 - On 09/24/2009 at 4:33pm by LevyLove - reply
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oooooh sounds like my kind of person. ;)

#86 - On 09/24/2009 at 4:44pm by toriixporii - reply
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ew, creeeeeppppyyy

#87 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:14pm by jessxoxo28 - reply
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if it is a cute girl say "id rather you kept me warm beautiful" if it is an ugly woman say "id rather freeze and if it is a bloke punch them upside the head

#88 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:26pm by LOKIM8 - reply
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How did the receptionist even get in your
room..don't u have a key card and the lock on top of the door.... that's were I am confused. If this is real than that is soo fuckin creepy.

#89 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:28pm by movies12 - reply
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The receptionist would likely have a master keycard and/or a master key for the physical lock.
Getting into the room for an employee wouldn't be that much trouble. The fact that she did is quite unsettling, though.

Sorry, man. That's messed up. Normally, I would suggest just going with it and invite her to your room when you're awake, but if she is THAT creepy, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the type to be into excessive bondage and whips and needles and... lots of scary things, really. May some otherworldy power secure the room's lock while you sleep, because it appears conventional methods are not working.

#90 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:35pm by Kofu - reply
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Your door have a chain lock?

#91 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:48pm by alisterfiend - reply
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I take this as a win, shes into you, nail her,

#92 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:20pm by JHUGO20 - reply
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u shoulda been like u can keep me warm baby!!!!

unless she's ugly

#93 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:30pm by El_mariachi - reply
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or fat,

#94 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:39pm by JHUGO20 - reply
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creeper.. dont know what hotel you stayed at o_O.. wouldn't wanna stay there, thankyouverymuch.

#95 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:53pm by x3Cass - reply
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Put DaveDays' video "OMG this girl is sooooo hot!" on an infinate loop so that when he tries to stalk you again he'll hear "you are a pervert! you are a pervert! you are a pervert, don't deny! (that's right.)

oughta teach him a thing or two

#98 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:16pm by DunHassleDuhHoff - reply
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you know because thar
ts not creepy at all FYL

#99 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:45pm by volcomslone - reply
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ohh my gawd that is creepy

#100 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:02am by killjoy35 - reply
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that is not creepy. obviously you fell asleep and didn't put the "do not disturb" sign up, the maid knocked, you were asleep and didn't answer, and she used her master key to open the door, saw you, and then left. And told her friends

#101 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:25am by ronws23 - reply
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My outh dropped...

#102 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:28am by reymysteriofan - reply
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#106 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:25am by YDIBITCHES

I think I heard that one.

#108 - On 09/25/2009 at 2:02am by Tsukasa

DAMN thats annoying.

#113 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:02am by hazza_1234

Scary !!! :-O

#110 - On 09/25/2009 at 2:47am by Supermum43

Whoa.

#114 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:20am by Dopehead666

I know, like 4 years ago everyone said awckward for everything, now everything is "amazing" or"creepy".

#115 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:02am by anil6057

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

#117 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:20pm by jocelyn445

Creepy.

#118 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:35pm by BrookDarling

I'll change it up. That's totally gnarly! It'd be rad if it was a super smokin' babe.
Totally Tubular.

#121 - On 09/25/2009 at 3:47pm by JeremytheJackass

Ummmm........ Creeper :(

#122 - On 09/25/2009 at 4:36pm by Switch85

oh jeez where did you stay at?

#123 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:08pm by mrsarmenta07

CREEEEEP !

#124 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:10pm by JoannaFruity

ohmygoddd this is why you never sleep in hotels!!!!!!

#126 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:29pm by dELiA14

creeper!!!

#127 - On 09/26/2009 at 7:52pm by kindofliketoast

This place definitely gets 5 stars on travelocity for a great customer service!

#128 - On 09/27/2009 at 5:10am by jey3211

Win.

#129 - On 09/27/2009 at 7:39pm by I_iz_epic

maybe you were sleepwalking?

...

either that or something even creepier, like...

hidden cameras...

(shivers at the thought)

#131 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:56am by Chaosdude4

i would so say something like that just to freak people out! either way it's funny and very creepy.

#132 - On 09/28/2009 at 9:29pm by elizanena9

LMAO! i can't help but laugh! but that is creepy as hell!!!

#133 - On 09/30/2009 at 7:49pm by kittiekay

did u say yes or no for the blanket?

#134 - On 10/09/2009 at 12:47am by slag_

lolz XD

#135 - On 10/25/2009 at 5:47pm by SickToDeath

x



lol, wow. i'm a receptionist, and i'm at work right now, reading this.

talk to the manager. she probably should get fired.


x

#136 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:56pm by JohnnyOnTheSpot

hey dude__stfu... dude stfu

#137 - On 01/15/2010 at 5:38pm by XKroongOX

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