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Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60535) - you deserved it (2462)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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creepy....

#1 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:56am by catatonicsleep

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haha. I would had called the police.

#3 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:58am by A_Dirty_Syn

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