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Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML

#5441991 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (7256) - you deserved it (53594)

On 09/24/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by doggybag (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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