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Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML

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On 09/23/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Bubba (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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What? Did you WANT the fish to get hurt?

#5 - On 09/23/2009 at 7:44pm by stacysmom

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At least the fish is fine :P

#2 - On 09/23/2009 at 7:38pm by Lokizzle

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