Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
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On 09/22/2009 at 5:48pm - misc - by carnivore (man) - United States (Washington)
I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.
#1 - On 09/22/2009 at 7:45pm by katamaridamacy
#1 your name is awesome
i don't understand how meat is murder but vegetarians are okay with eating vegetables (which is murder)
I am a vegetarian, but I am not a weak build, I actually won a wrestling competition, but if I EVER did that to some one, I would LET them beet me to a pulp, and I would never apoligize so I could be beaten MORE. Seriously, I hate vegetarians who give us a bad name. Especially PETA.
"you know i don't eat pork, not because i'm a muslim, i just don't really like it, but i really will fuck a bird up. and fish is good when that shit is fresh.
it's like my nigga Vast Air from Cann Ox if you don't like the smell of burning meat, well then get the fuck off the planet. you know i don't criticize people for eating moss, then don't open your fucking mouth about my food, man. i like beef and broccoli motherfucker. mind your god-damn business." (Beef and broccoli - immortal technique)
I think I'd kill my roomm8 for doing that... Sereously wtf was he thinking?! Go to a butcher, get as many blood as you can get and just fuck his room up with it!
#88 - On 09/23/2009 at 1:59am by MrWombastic
since when does a person need to SAY "please don't throw my stuff out" to prevent a housemate touching something that's not theirs? Basic etiquette says you DON'T THROW OUT OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF.
I'm a vegetarian too, but I'm not the type that makes meat-eaters feel horrible about themselves. That would be as bad as those who impose religion on you. I hate those assholes
In reply to #18 (comments seem to be randomly placed today): Your english teacher is an idiot that doesn't sound qualified to teach infants to finger paint. Both words have roots in greek and latin, evolved in to their modern forms through middle english, and have absolutely no relationship beyond that. The only thing inherited from Hippocrates in an etymological context would be the Hippocratic oath. You can look up the etymology for either word anywhere online for a breakdown of the original meanings if you've never studied latin or middle english. Equating Hippocrates with hypocrisy sounds like the sort of thing a religious fundamentalist or new ager bent on questioning the application of modern medicine would come up with.
I'm glad you're like that I think peta is WAY too radical just like abortionist. I do believe that using animals just for their fur is wrong. But don't tell me i can't eat their meat I mean at least when you eat the meat the whole animal is being used and not going to waste. When people kill for fur then and dont eat the meat it's a waste
#213 - On 09/23/2009 at 9:54am by seveer4444
That sucks SO much. I'm veggy, but I don't fuck with other people's food. I mean, I might throw something away if it's covered in mold, but that's totally different.
#220 - On 09/23/2009 at 10:19am by silvermoonstar3
Great idea! Probably not a lot of meat there though. lol
To me, it was your property, you had the right to store it in the 'fridge, roomate disposed of it (illegally), so roomate owes you for the food. End of story.
#221 - On 09/23/2009 at 10:20am by teeda
At OP,
You could do what all these other people suggest, or you could do something better.
1.) Get the money back after explaining he just ruined your sisters wedding.
2.) Take the trashcan full of meat and put it somewhere warm and leave it until after you have your money.
3.) Take the trashcan full of rotted/maggoty meat and pour it over him as he sleeps.
4.) Bask in the glowing warmth of revenge until he pursues litigation against you for psychological duress (unless you live in Portland, NY, Seattle, NH, or CA you should be fine).
#88: Did you seriously just type roomm8? Was the extra 'ate' just too much effort?
#239 - On 09/23/2009 at 11:52am by anniebananie
Not that I'm justifying what the housemate did, but it was a little insensitive for the OP to fill the refrigerator with $1000 worth of fish and meat without asking. Even if you're not a vegetarian, taking a salad out of the refrigerator, only for it to smell like fish and raw beef, sucks.
Leave a sign on his door saying "For every animal you save, I eat three."
#254 - On 09/23/2009 at 1:48pm by maverick21703
you re so right, there is no gowd
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Every believers are subservient peons.
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#274 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:55pm by AcesAndEights
...Pretty sure it was a spelling correction not an etymology lecture. The previous poster had spelled "hypocrite" as "hippocrate". Nice rant though.
well she was storing it for the wedding not keeping it there to rub it in someone's place to annoy them not his property to ruin, seriously he should pay,
#299 - On 09/23/2009 at 8:45pm by Entity4Infinity
Religion will never be the answer. I encourage you to actually get to know God. That's all he wants. To know you and love you.
#382 - On 09/29/2009 at 10:08am by TDTNT
i like 254's i dont get why people only eat vegetables meat tastes soooooo good
#404 - On 01/25/2010 at 11:37pm by kooldrew3
They're not also one of the people that have morals like "I will not eat this apple until it falls off the tree by itself," are they?
#417 - On 03/09/2010 at 6:52pm by gigi_bella
Agreed....especially since $1000 worth of meat must be taking up a LOTTTTT of space in your SHARED freezer...
Either way. But I would get back at the room mate. possibly covering his entire room with blood from the local butchers. Or throwing out his computer/tv/something expensive and leave a note like "You're evicted."
I'd also make him pay back the money, or re-buy the meat.
I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_-
Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T
Vegetarians are usually bigoted snobs that try to:
A. Manipulate you into believing what they believe, or
B. Go spouting off their nonsensical garbage about how survival of the fittest means nothing in an everyday society such as this (WTF?)
I'm all for treating animals correctly, but when you're starving without any food, and a flower won't do it for you, principals go right out the window. It's human nature.
So yeah, we don't get along too well with each other.
You're very fallacious, y'know. Stop generalizing people based on a very, VERY few people.
Also, its more than flowers. You can get ALL your nutrients from plants, fruits, beans, and other non-meat products.
And survival of the fittest DOESN'T mean anything... if we went out to kill animals with our bare hands, THAT would mean something. Using weapons and managing to kill them, even though we're lazy fatasses and they're fit, strong animals... how is that survival of the fittest? Weaponry has killed the concept. You don't even have to put yourself in danger anymore.
survival of the fittest.... doesn't mean it has to be a fucking muscle on muscle battle. That would be survival of the physically fittest, or physically strongest. That is a dick measuring contest. We survive because we are INTELLIGENT enough to create the weapons that keep us disconnected from danger. We are the fittest because we are the smartest. The ultimate Irony is that our compassion for the animals is not shared (perhaps because of a disparity of intelligence). Go find a big ass Kodiak Grizzly and you see if he shares your same compassion for your life.
#248 - On 09/23/2009 at 1:13pm by TheHighestCrew
If you hate humans so much. Kill all of them beginning with yourself. I guarantee you will never hear from one of those, greedy cruel bastards again.
It doesn't matter that we use tools to kill, it's still survival of the fittest. Orangutans use sticks to pull ants and grubs out of wood and we don't invalidate their survival skills. What I'm trying to say is that survival of the fittest at its very core isn't about how you kill something, just that you won.
I think I remember hearing about someone who tried to apply survival of the fittest to modern day society. He was a German, named Adolf, he conquered most of Europe, but I think he called it ethnic cleansing.
When people try to use survival of the fittest to justify modern day policy BAD THINGS HAPPEN.
No, I'm not saying that all non-vegetarians are Hitler, just that survival of the fittest shouldn't be used to justify hurting something. Survival of the fittest means we're able to kill animals, not that we should.
Weaponry is an extension of intellect and ability to manipulate. Just as two is better than one so is using others to create the weapons. People became dominate because of this. Therefore it is still survival of the fittest. Your retort is flawed because you failed to understand the meaning of "fittest" which refers to being able to best adapt and coupe to an environment and does not refer to muscles. Humans became omivours to be able to eat both meat and vegetables.
They create oxygen. In eating plants, you would in fact be destroying oxygen, because the less plants that exist, the less C02 (that we can't breathe in) gets converted into oxygen (Which we do breathe in).
#356 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:19am by itsalwaysfunny
You should either do one of the following: A. Put "Tasty, Tasty Murder" on the sign or B. Make a new one saying "You're killing our Oxygen!".
That should really piss your roomie off.
#7 - On 09/22/2009 at 7:53pm by 18legalawesome
A complete lie.
Think. The more vegetables are eaten, the more will be grown. In their lifespans, they will absorb a hell of a lot of CO2.
And if everyone eats meat, then the cattle will carry on ingesting ridiculous amounts of grass and having the rainforest cut down for land to rear them on.
#243 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:23pm by IambecomeRAWR
Why not plant some trees? They take in a hell of a lot more CO2 and generally have much longer lifespans than vegetables.
Plus they are pretty and make shade.
Lemme see if this message gets through, 11/mozrox:
JesusCakehole. Totally agreed, but then you bring Morrisey into it. Fuck, yeah, FTW.
Why were most of the reasonable posts missing? Is FML gonna only cater to teenagers now? O.o
I agree. I am vegetarian also and I don't do shitty things like that. Your housemate is an asshole
#19 - On 09/22/2009 at 8:18pm by CookieFairy
So by your logic any vegan or vegetarian that bitches how "meat is murder" outside of a grocery store or butcher shop is wasting their time since they "honor it's sacrifice" Nice try. That's funny, they do it all the time at those places. It seems you see them in those two locations a lot more then animal shelters and farms. Try and actually think before you talk.
#60 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:16am by TheTruth1428
There is a shirt on Threadless you should buy.
It says: "Meat is murder. Tasty, Tasty murder."
Wear it around your housemate as much as you possibly can.
Also, get rid of all the food in the house and then in an act of supposed apology,
offer to go out and buy him some food and come back with Burger King and Chick-fil-a.
Then sue.
Because you're gonna be broke after losing $1,000 dollars on the food for your sister's wedding, buying a new shirt, and then buying fast food.
Forcing your beliefs down someone's throat is just wrong.
Forcing down tofu is worse.
#14 - On 09/22/2009 at 8:08pm by mycleverusername
There is a shirt on Threadless you should buy.
It says: "Meat is murder. Tasty, Tasty murder."
Wear it around your housemate as much as you possibly can.
Also, get rid of all the food in the house and then in an act of supposed apology,
offer to go out and buy him some food and come back with Burger King and Chick-fil-a.
Then sue.
Because you're gonna be broke after losing $1,000 dollars on the food for your sister's wedding, buying a new shirt, and then buying fast food.
Forcing your beliefs down someone's throat is just wrong.
Forcing down tofu is worse.
#15 - On 09/22/2009 at 8:10pm by mycleverusername
That's why it didn't look right. My 6th grade english teacher said the word "hypocrite" was created after Hippocrates, so I thought "hippocrate" was the correct spelling, is there no end to how screwed up my school is?
#16 - On 09/22/2009 at 8:13pm by fatehatesme09
Yeah but...Meat is murder. Silly things like weddings don't make that better. You...meat murderer, you...
I've had a few friends who were vegetarians--I was even thinking about becoming one myself (but I love chicken too much) --and they never pushed that belief on me or anyone else, it was just a personal choice for them. I didn't shun them for their choice either...I hate it when people do that...
Oh, I'm sorry number 17, I read number 1's comment and then I read yours directly under it and it doesn't seem to have to do with anything number 1 talked about...strange, because it appears you were replying to it.
My english teacher said the word "hypocrite" comes from Hippocrates, so I thought "hippocrate" was the right spelling. There is no end to how screwed up my school is @.@
#18 - On 09/22/2009 at 8:17pm by fatehatesme09
Your teacher's a dumbshit. Hypocrite comes from hypo meaning too much and probably critus meaning judgement. Hippocrates was the first doctor, hence the Hippocratic Oath.
I might be wrong on the roots of hypocrite, but I think I got it right. Need to brush up on my dead languages.
Crazy vegetarians like your housemate make so many people to hate vegetarians.
As if by throwing the meat away is going to resuscitate the animals where it came from.
FYL!
#30 - On 09/22/2009 at 9:07pm by CharlotteRx
fucking pieces of shit vegetarians piss me off. they are the fucking worst
for every animal you don't eat, I am going to eat three....meat is murder, tasty, tasty murder....
#32 - On 09/22/2009 at 9:08pm by thatoneguyinca
Crazy vegetarians make so many people to hate vegetarians.
As if the dead animals were going to resuscitate just by throwing away the meat.
FYL!
#33 - On 09/22/2009 at 9:09pm by CharlotteRx
Haha. You're obviously pretty poser yourself, or you would know that it was originally a stage show- the Rocky Horror Show.
Don't talk about shit you don't know, kiddo, or insult people because they actually /do/ know.
BTW, even if they left out one word in the title... it doesn't make them a poser. It might just be a typo or slip. Stop trying to be badass. Fail.
Uhh..are you talking to me? I never called anyone a poser, I told some person that their reply to me didn't make much sense to me..
#295 - On 09/23/2009 at 7:29pm by DeadMansCrack
mmh, last time i checked, vegans and vegetarians weren't the same thing.
#39 - On 09/22/2009 at 9:36pm by vlgala
last time I checked, I'd rather stab myself in the leg with a fork than have to know the difference
#310 - On 09/23/2009 at 10:54pm by sengmengida
Last time I checked, 310, you were a cunt. Oh, I see you still are...
#400 - On 12/02/2009 at 5:44am by flying_vegan
Can you please explain why we have the same kinds of teeth as, oh, I don't know, dogs, cats, lions AND ALL MEAT EATING ANIMALS IN GENERAL?
#43 - On 09/22/2009 at 9:54pm by The_Derpinator
I don't know if you noticed, but this isn't the place for it. We're not interested in the details of your beliefs here.
#44 - On 09/22/2009 at 9:56pm by premiermois
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To whoever said they support PETA
Petakillsanimals.org
Peta is facing felony charges and their base plant is facing cries to be renamed as a slaughter house.
I love how everyone now-a-days is all pro PETA and meat is murder, yet the very organization they support kills 95% of the animals they get. You wanna see something to rival the little piggies getting their throats slit on their way to my belly? How about puppies, dogs, cats and kittens killed, tossed into garbage bags and dumped at grocery store dumpsters? What's PETA doing with its 35 million dollars annually? Ohhhh just building a crematorium, since their walk in freezer can't hold any more corpses. Pigs and cows and chickens were BRED FOR FOOD, the dogs old people surrender because they're too sick to keep them WERE NOT BRED TO BE MURDERED
For God's sake. KNOW what you're supporting before you go around changing your life for things you aren't even aware of. Check the site, raise the awareness AND STOP FUNDING THEM!
#45 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:02pm by murderofcrows
There are too many stupid people in this world and there is no way they'll actually check the facts. They'd rather just sit back, bitch and moan, and get nothing done while trying to jam their shitty "morals" down other people's throats.
#64 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:22am by TheTruth1428
Not only that, don't they stage most of those "abuse" videos they have?
There was this one... this "fur is murder" thing supposedly showing people harvesting this animal's fur (I haven't seen it in a long time, so I forget the animal). It was in an Asian language, either Chinese or Korean. Someone took the time to translate what the people were saying. Basically... "What are they doing?" "Why are they doing that?" "Why are they filming this?" "What's going on?" "Don't they know they can't do that?" "They're foreigners..." things along those lines.
#101 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:29am by DameGreyWulf
Make him pay 1000$, if he don't pay for it .. destroy 1000$ worth of his belongings.
#46 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:14pm by KalvinAlexander
OK, this has gone far enough. DOWN WITH PETA!!!! They ruin everything. They serve no purpose except to fuck everything up and annoy the shit out of people.
#47 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:16pm by epicwinmaster
because plants are here for the use of humans so much more than animals.....
don't try to use logic like that dumb ass, it only backfires...
Well then, you're a moron. Eating meat fits no definition of murder and the roommate should replace all of the items he threw away without permission.
#87 - On 09/23/2009 at 1:59am by Callyn
It's not your job to push that on other people. If you think meat is murder, then fine, don't eat it or buy it. But we have every right to eat it.
What a fucking douchebag! I'd tell him to pony the money up or tell your sister what happened and face HER wrath when she fucking murders his animal-loving ass. It's one thing to be a vegetarian; it's a whole different ballgame when you're fucking with someone else's stuff.
Why the hell are you roomies with such a nutjob?
#48 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:33pm by avoidthegirl
Fucking hell, I HATE self-important vegetarians/vegans like that! Stupid asstwats can just go suck swine cock. They make my NICE veggie/vegan friends look like shit.
Also, DOWN WITH PETA, SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SPCAs.
#49 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:39pm by DameGreyWulf
The irony is that now your sister will have to buy $1000 MORE worth of filet mignon, thus further supporting the industry. Lawl.
But I say just tell your sister and let her savage bridal instincts deal with the situation accordingly.
They're trolls, idiots, or vegetarian activists. Probably a combo of all of them, but mostly just stupid people.
#77 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:18am by TheTruth1428
Ugh. Sue or drag it out of him. I'm sure he's gonna love it when he's forced to compensate by funding a $1000 purchase of meat himself. It serves the self-righteous zealot right. Well, if your sister doesn't kill him first anyway...
#52 - On 09/22/2009 at 11:00pm by blastvortex
I believe the "destroying our oxygen supply" was a joke. :)
#53 - On 09/22/2009 at 11:36pm by boatkicker
I think you need to teach your housemate the real meaning of murder.
#57 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:03am by metonymy
Ummmm...I'm a vegetarian who gets very drunk and I've never agreed to eat meat while drunk. Unless your plan is to roofie him, it's not going to happen.
#100 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:27am by ifuckingrock
destroy anything veggie and say "i may murder animals, but at least I don't starve them." oh, and make sure to get the tofu and bread too. (keep everything you need locked in your room, in a mini fridge, haha).
also, steal money equivalent to $4,000 in total.. or sue his ass for it...
#58 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:13am by skullshogun
very good! so...by killing plants...they cant...make oxygen...
so if she weighs the same as a duck...then shes made of wood.
and therefore
...shes a witch! BURN HER!
#198 - On 09/23/2009 at 8:02am by organisedchaos
that animal died to be eaten.. so it was just a waste of a life taken if he just tossed it away like it was nothing.. it would be more respectful to have eaten the meat than just throwing it away
#63 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:21am by xaesthetics_
Sneak animal products into his food. Take pictures...for like a month. Show him after.
Also, tell your sister what he did.
Wow. I'm a vegetarian and this angers me. If the animal is dead, meat eaters should EAT it because if it just gets thrown away it was killed for NOTHING!!
Seriously. If it isn't eaten, then it's even worse. You just Wasted that animal's life. It died to nourish someone, and now it's just rotting.
#358 - On 09/25/2009 at 3:12am by Teecuppit3a
im a vegetarian and i have no problem with other people eating meat,
all people who force their ideals no matter how good are not doing a good action
what that person did was just wrong, sorry about what happened
#78 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:19am by ravar5
it was very clearly stated in the FML that the offending roomie was a dude.
i personally am offended that most of you FMLposters overlook this and refer to the roommate as a "she", merely because you assume that only a woman would be pussy enough to be a vegetarian. not the case.
i have a vagina and i am a proud carnivore.
in fact, i know several men who are vegetarians. so stop it with the stereotypes yall.
#80 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:33am by portablecupid
Sweetheart, my husband is a vegetarian and I guarantee you, he's more of a man than you'll ever be.
#339 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:27pm by ZeroCharisma
Oh man... That sucks... That's were you get him/her a license plate that says ILOVETOFU. Hahaha that's payback!
How in any way is that payback? They get a free license plate with a respectful saying on it and you're out money.
you can read it as, "I LOVE TOFU", or, "I LOVE TO F U". two completely different things. i personally still dont think its much of a payback though.
well now you can take her to smallclaims court if she does not reinburse you for th e meat you were saving. all you have Lost is time.
#82 - On 09/23/2009 at 1:35am by Subjectzero
I think $1000 takes it out of the realm of small claims court and makes it an actual crime. As in willful destruction of private property.
#261 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:51pm by RuralNinja
You better have him paying you back or beating him like you own him. Fuck him and his bullshit beliefs. As soon as he pays you back take him for a vegetarian walk (to collect berries) in the Washington forests, and tie his fag ass to a tree. Maybe a bear can explain why carnivores eat herbivores.
Please show him what REAL murder looks like, preferably done by ramming veggies up where the sun doesn't shines in the meddlesome jerk. :-/
Tell him to pay to replace the food or you will call the police on his ass! He must have known that was for a special event (I doubt that you usually have that much meat in your fridge) and have at least some idea of it's value so he deserves it!
How obnoxious. Just because he is a vegetarian it doesn't mean you have to be. He has no business touching your things. I would make him pay for it and then eat some of it. Yeah... put little bits of meat in his food, and don't tell him about it for a while >:D
#93 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:12am by Shalalalalala
I've been a vegetarian for 16 years... bc it doesn't agree with my digestive system... the animals are dead already... someone's going to eat it... just not me. I have lived with plenty of carnivores over the years and as long as my food didn't get contaminated or someone tried to spike my food with meat... I was fine.
FYL for having to tell the bride what happened. Make the roomie pay you back for all the destroyed meat... and remind him of all the waste that HE created. FHL
#94 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:15am by ridethewaves
That's complete and total bullshit. Your housemate should have respected your stuff. I'm not Christian but I've had Christian roommates and I don't flip a shit when they hang the crosses all over the place in our common areas like the kitchen and living room. God...it seems that some of these vegans and vegetarians, who more often than not are part of the "be open minded" movement, will rip you to shreds verbally and treat you and your stuff like shit if you don't agree with them. Pisses me off...hypocritical jackasses...
Make your housemate pay for all the wasted meat. And make sure he/she knows how those animals have now died in vain because their meat is now just rotting in a garbage can instead of providing the nutrients and tasty pleasure it was meant to provide on your sister's wedding day.
The animals are already dead...why make their deaths in vain by refusing to eat them?
Oh and another thing...I've heard about some studies (don't know if they're real or factual) that suggest that plants might feel pain as well as moving animals. If that's true...wtf you vegans and vegetarians?!?! Don't you care about the plants?!
=D Personally, it's all about the food chain. Humans are naturally omnivores...so deal. I will eat my still nearly bloody steak AND fresh crisp salad and I will like it! Oh how I will love it.
P.S.
PETA is nothing but a bunch of hypocritical nutjobs. If you're really against animal cruelty, support the ASPCA. They don't just deal with dogs and cats.
#97 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:24am by black_silence
#97:
Yeah, I've read a similar study. Supposedly, you can hook up an EKG to a plant and get a "pulse" (I have no clue what the hell it is). When you yell at and threaten it and push it around, it goes up. When you talk calmly to it and stroke it, it goes down. I have no idea why that is, but it's an interesting thought.
At least the animals can run! Poor lettuce is stuck in the ground!
#124 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:47am by Intoxicunt
Haha, wow, that IS interesting!
I always thought technically plants could feel anyway, after all several species respond to being touched, and I'm pretty sure all plants respond to most of the same stimuli that we, animals, do.
I didn't know about them maybe having /mental feelings/ though.
#327 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:39am by DameGreyWulf
1. Make him pay you back for what he destroyed. Take him to court if you have to.
2. Inform him that BECAUSE of the actions he took, your family will have to buy more meat, meaning another cow or two is going to die because of what he did.
3. If possible, have the live cow butchered in front of him. Make him watch the whole thing, and then make sure the wedding guests enjoy the steak.
#98 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:25am by artsavage13
You should demand that he replaces it and if he doesn't you should bead the shit out of him. even a vego should be able to realise that many steaks are probably expensive and for a function. and vegetarians who try to force it on others are cunts anyway
#102 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:35am by jdog69
#1, you rock.
Also you can NOT murder an animal. It's impossible. You can't change the word you asshats.
Soldiers do not murder other soliders in war. The state does not murder the child killer rapist it is executing. I am not murdering this cup of coffee.
Murder is the unlawful killing of another human being with intent.
Murder is killing but killing is not always murder.
Tell your retarded veg friends how stupid that slogan is.
#103 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:39am by enlitenbank
obviously the butt spew who threw away good food is seriously stupid and does not realize that s/he is responsible for the deaths of even more animals. since more meat must be purchased in order to replace the meat for the wedding. does s/he expect the couple to serve their guests just salad? people like that are so ignorant. ughh. hate 'em!
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I'm prancing around in a Spiderman costume with Shakira at full volume.
Those kinds of extremists are buttheads! ):'
Poor you--I hope your sister understands...
And I hope your roommate PAYS money
followed with a big helping of GTFO!
#109 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:54am by dandymidori
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YDI for eating meat.
That said I don't support forcing your opinion on anyone but as a vegetarian I'd be really digusted with all that meat sitting in a fridge that I eat from aswell.
dude. there's nothing wrong with eating meat! and plus if that vegetarian can't even stand looking at meat he should 1) get his OWN fridge 2) shut up and stop enforcing his lifestyle on others...PLUS he had no right to throw away something that wasnt his!
#116 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:29am by vintagerose
Your roommates a complete and utter arse for not respecting YOUR beliefs.
I personally think you should hide a bit of meat in all the foods your roommate eats.
@112 - I'm not sure how oral rape would help in this situation.
#144 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:43am by IndieSinger
Ducati45, if it's that big a deal, wouldn't you room with only other vegetarians? Even if the roomie was a "new convert," it's ridiculous to expect the whole house to conform to your new life. Buy your own damn fridge.
To OP, it could be worse-- you could have lost ribeye. Yum.
#115 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:25am by TheIrishJaneDoe
I'm sure, like ALL vegans, your room mate is a pasty, malnourished skeleton. You, being a proper omnivore, are most likely in good health. Punch him in the throat!
People say "Violence doesn't solve anything." Punch them in the the throat too.
#117 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:31am by killyourscene
why is this burried with negative feedback??? i don't see anything wrong with what he said. it's funny, if anything.
It's all such a war jungle.
It's all a win loss situation pretty much any preference. Vegan, Vegetarian, Meat Eater...
Vegan's, I (personally) believe are silly. There's barely ANYTHING they can eat because they refuse to consume anything that comes from an animal. Why? What's wrong with milk? That's what cows were made for. Eggs, I can somewhat understand, if you're of the belief they were meant to be chicks or something... but the whole idea just seems to make no sense to me.
Vegetarians are obviously better off, they still get nourishment... but still miss out on important nutrients. Not eating meat means low iron levels which pretty much puts everything up the putt. Immune system, muscle strength, etc.
I'm not trying to say that meat eats are the healthiest out there. Too much meat is just as bad as none, heart attacks, high hormone levels, blah blah...
You can't really win an argument about this sort of thing. There's positives and negatives in every belief.
Not really sure why I decided to throw that out there, but there you go lol.
Let the abuse begin, no doubt.
#135 - You need to at least do some more research on vegans before talking about it like you are studied in it. From personal experience (years) not once have I been deficient and I don't have a diet of only carrots and celery. You must really have a limited diet yourself if you can't think of many options vegans can eat. There are a ton, and if you really knew what you were talking about you would be able to list them. Second - cows' milk were made for us ? - err, try again. Cows' milk was made for, oh I don't know... calves? Gee! Could it be? Do your research on dairy products and its effect on the body, dairy is not made for humans.
However, I do agree that most meats are fairly natural to humans, so I don't want the omnivores jumping on me calling me an ignorant veghead or whatever it is they say today. I have years of experience on both ends of the spectrum unlike a lot of you, I do and have my own unbiased research and experience, I do in fact know my shit.
#189 - On 09/23/2009 at 7:32am by premiermois
I knew I'd get jumped on. Look, I'm only going by my one of my mate's from school's father who was vegan. When I was told I was given a list of things he'd eat which was pretty much nothing. Yet somehow he was still had a beer belly and was not a small man at all.
You wanna get into an argument then fine I'm good by that.
Dairy isn't good for us??? Then why are we always told a glass of milk promotes strong teeth and healthy bones???
Fair enough I might not of researched it very well, but I'm still entitled to an opinion.
I'm aware that they take supplements they can take, but if they're so strict on what they put in their body, why would they take those if most of the supplements they're taking support what they miss out on by refusing to not eat what they do?
You're wrong. It's that simple. Most of the comments on this FML are wrong. I just choose yours to comment on. I have no idea why you feel you have the authority to comment on the nutritional aspects of a vegetarian or vegan diet. I'm majoring in dietetics and a vegan. Animal protein, dairy or eggs are not essential to our diet. Every amino acid that can be found in an animal product can be found grains and legumes. Minerals such as calcium are not exclusive to milk. The dairy industry tells you milk is good for you. There is a lot of politics, money, and missing information behind the story, and what the ads won't tell you is the negative effects of drinking milk. What grains fruits, vegetables, and legumes have is a lot of fiber, monounsaturated fatty acids, vitamins, minerals, and phytochemicals to name a few of the benefits, and none of the saturated fatty acids and cholesterol found in animal products that is indicated as a major cause of such ailments as cardiovascular disease, high blood pressure, obesity and diabetes. If you don't feel sympathy towards cows or chickens, becoming a vegan is still the best thing you can do for your health. Being a vegan does not mean I eat only salads, did you know Oreos and most of your breakfast cereals, to list a few, are vegan?
#314 - On 09/23/2009 at 11:20pm by Erniesduck123
I didn't no, but lets face it, the way it's becoming, what diet IS good for you?
There's good in bad in all of it. I'm not putting people down for their beliefs and their eating habits, I'm not. I couldn't care less what you eat but when people try and force their habits down your throat just because you're different from them, they have no right, and it pisses you off.
What this guy did was wrong.
He has no right to preach his beliefs beyond what's called for.
People who go to these extremes, to me almost seem fake. You have a diet because it's what you like, not to make a point.
Well said. Any balanced diet will provide the nutrition a person needs, regardless of whether or not they eat meat. It cracks me up how most people, who have absolutely no concept of nutrition, like to lecture me about my diet and the fact that I am "severely lacking iron". I have had my iron level tested and it's excellent. So is my child's.
#338 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:21pm by ZeroCharisma
Dear Turbogirl,
FUCK YOU!
Learn a thing or two about vegans, form a half decent argument then come back and argue.
Muscle strength and growth deteriorate? Odd then, that I've climbed Kilamanjaro and run two marathons in the past year...
No animal products are essential for our diet. Calcium is a mineral, and can be taken as a supplement. Protein is found in pulses. In fact the only thing we're missing is all that cholestrol you get... have fun with that by the way... oh and saturated fat, enjoy that as well...
Do your fucking homework, you gobshite whore.
With love,
Flying Vegan
#401 - On 12/02/2009 at 6:08am by flying_vegan
You should have him repay your sister for the food he through out, not to mention apologize directly to her. If he doesn't you should have him live somewhere else or move out yourself. Someone like that isn't going to stop being a pain.
The dumb part of this is that the guy will have to replace the meat with more meat, and more animals will die because of it.
#119 Indeed. The same assholes release animals bred for the fur into the wild making them starv a slow and painfull death.
They're clearly not the brightest.
#120 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:36am by enlitenbank
What an annoind nosy dumbass. Make him replace it all.
I have nothing against vegans as long as they keep they food peculiarities to their own plate and freezer.
That is beyond fucked up. On top of dragging him through the mud over causing twice as many animals to die and getting every penny and then some out of his sorry ass, you should add bacon to EVERYTHING in the house from now on.
#123 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:45am by the88thpianoman
lol that's an awesome idea. sneak little bits of meat into his food without him noticing and then abuse the crap out of him for "animal murder" hahaha. if he's gonna be a c*nt, fairly, you deserve pay back. ESPECIALLY if he isn't going to do anything about replacing what he so ignorantly and disrespectfully destroyed.
He gets to pay for the new meat or you take it outa his hide and or he pays all the household costs till it is paid off or he pays your sister back.
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you fuckin' meat-eater! you deserved it!
#126 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:50am by miguel_sanchezz
Humans are the dominant species on Earth. Animals are here for our consumption. Take adVantage and take a bite you bitch.
#181 - On 09/23/2009 at 6:49am by Person1233
That's your opinion. Did you know that, in the Garden of Eden, the 'perfect place', they ate plants and no meat? It wasn't until the world was corrupt and sinful and God gave us permission to eat meat- after the flood, when there was little else.
Did you know that that place isn't real? And that we evolved to eat meat because it was the best sustanance for us? I hope the OP gets every penny back from the prick.
that's not proven. you should be more respectful of other peoples beliefs. besides, for all you know it might be true. and for the record I'm a christian who believes in evolution
#279 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:13pm by nosparklezone
What a dumbshit. He better be gonna pay for it all and replace it. Kick him out after he has.
I really hate people who are so obsessed in their own stupid beliefs they shove it down everyone else's throat to the point they do stupid shit just to prove a point. Nobody wants to have anything to do with them and then they have the cheek to wonder why.
Make sure you tell your roommate that HE just killed several more cows since now you have to go and buy them all over again (since it's something that's needed).
Oh the irony...
#131 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:05am by hi_from_HI
Extremists like this are responsible for the crazed image vegetarians get. It's sad, really.
Just because something works for one person it doesn't for the other. My boyfriend loves chicken, for example, so I make it for him, which is fine as long as I can eat something else, and its not some supermarket chicken raised on who knows what.
Also, what did he think he was accomplishing by that, it's not like he was bringing the animals back to life by throwing out their dead flesh.
Maybe he's delusional or on some kind of drug and thought he was freeing them from the evil fridge.
I'm sorry for you, and hope the wedding reception can still be saved.
#132 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:07am by KapiTezuka
Well, Meat is Murder, and It was wrong of him to throw it all away! That's just a waste! Those animals died for nothing. and F U to the idiots who say eating veggies is murder.
#133 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:08am by Sexllessinslc
hellooooo, plants do breathe... And they have as much family as most animals, they just don't have the sense of it, as a lot of animals as well...
I don't think eating vegetables is murder, nor is eating meat.
lol #140, "plants feel pain" is the most dumb eco-friendly phrase I've ever heard.
as much as I'm all for reasonable ecology, nuclear power plants, eletric cars and so on, i hate when children are taught it the dumbest way possible.
agree on murder too - as long as we eat it it's ok, but I'd happily punch some of the ignorants who slaughter the shark population just for their fins.
don't they teach about ecosystem in Russia? wouldn't be so surprised
HOW CAN ANYBODY SAY THIS GUY DESERVED IT?
Okay, even if he had bought it for HIMSELF, his housemate has no right whatsoever to throw away the food... it's a personal decision to go vegetarian, and it shouldn't be enforced on other people.
#136 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:13am by _DANTE_
As much as I'd like to write a long intelligent comment, I'm hung over quite bad, so I'll just say it simple:
VEGETARIANS SUCK DICK!
There. As for the OP - FYL, sue his ass. Veggies deserve it.
Oh really. If anyone "sucks dick" it's meat-eaters. Let me explain.
Meat eaters like to eat chickens.
To eat anything, you have to put it in your mouth i.e. suck it
Chickens are sometimes called cocks, so...
Meat eaters suck cock.
as 18legalawesome said:
"Throw away all the vegetables in the fridge and put a nice sign saying 'You're killing our Oxygen'."
then make him pay for all the meat he threw out.
honestly, i have nothing against vegeterians, but they should only blame the people who killed the animals in the first place. not the people who eat the meat. not their fault the poor animal died.
FYL op. but then f HIS life, cuz i can only imagine what's gonna happen to him.
#147 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:51am by twistedluver101
Here's a nice song to cheer you up - it's called Carrot Juice is Murder. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM
Your housemate sounds like a total arse. It's completely wrong of him to force his lifestyle on you.
#148 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:52am by Superfrogwoman
I'm a meat lover & I feel sorry for you. Your roomie is an arse. Bloody bugger.
#149 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:54am by necrocarnage
Wow, lot of vegetarian hate. I'n one, I wouldn't have done that; most vegetarians&vegans wouldn't do it; every damn group--religious, dietary, whatever--has it's extremist and it's stupidity.
However in that hate fest above I found it interesting that no one brought up what could triggered the guy to do this; the fillets etc. were posters, but the shared refrigerator was filled up with 1k$ of them which probably takes up a good amount of space and I somewhat suspected the poster didn't ask to use that much space ...considering the reaction? Imagine having a significent portion of one's shared fridge taken up with something disgusting.
Still, he shouldn't have done it, but maybe there was rudeness that triggered it.
he shouldn't have done it and he should at least SAY SOMETHING.
so yes, lots of hate towards an idiot, not a veg
i'd throw all his salads and beans out of the window. repeatedly.
I read every comment to make sure no one had mentioned what I did (I don't comment when there's no reason)...
I agreed that he shouldn't have done it, and there is reason to dislike him; the earlier part of my comment was directed at the commentators using him as an excuse for general vegetarian-hating.
As for the later part, it wasn't really to defend, to point out there could have been some trigger/rudeness that set him off.
who gives a damn? You don't throw out other people's posessions, ESPECIALLY when it is worth that much! That's like saying "you parked in my side of the garage so I totalled your car". HAVE A CRY. Next time just ASK the person to move their stuff.
Besides, what if the fridge belongs to the OP and he shares it with his flatmate out of the goodness of his heart?
i completely understand what you are trying to say but unless veg-bitch had bought $1000 worth of vegez and had no where to put them, nothing can justify any triggering, except psychosis of course, i can understand taking it out and leaving it on the counter in case he needed room in the fridge but trashing it is jus bullshit. not before talking about it with the Op atleast.
Understand the general hate for vegetarians right nw is causevege-bitch is being recognised as the vegetarian flag bearer
Sounds like veg-bitch has been watching too much tv.
People need to learn to get along
Buy a barbecue. Have all your friends over several times a week for meat-eating contests. Leave all the dirty dishes covered with grease for him to clean up until he's worked off the $1000 he owes you.
i really can't stand vegetarians. they're constantly shoving their beliefs in my face. it's like they're some kind of god damn cult. look, if i want to eat a chicken, i'm going to eat a god dam chicken, bitch!
#157 - On 09/23/2009 at 5:29am by muffinsareyummy
Aye. As a vegetarian I apologise that some of us can be arses. I'm fine with people eating meat and I don't try to convert. Evangelism annoys the tits off me.
Kick him out, or you move out and leave him in the lurch. Freak, how long until you wake up with the hippie spooning you or planting his weed amongst your crap because he's paranoid about police raids. Damn neo hippies with shit for brains.
#163 - On 09/23/2009 at 5:57am by Lifelooser
Put a pigs head on his pillow.
You could sue him you know...
#165 - On 09/23/2009 at 6:01am by arcades_fire
Defrost a chicken, bathe all his vegetables in the chicken-water.
If he's not grossed out enough by the chicken taste, he sure will be by the salmonella.
If you're lucky, that meat could murder him.
#166 - On 09/23/2009 at 6:07am by ElMundio87
Make him pay. Seriously. I bet if you keyed his car or threw out his computer just because you didn't like it he'd be screaming bloody murder.
I have nothing against vegetarians most of the time (so long as they don't preach about it) but people like that asshole make me angry.
Meat is murder, honestly shut the fuck up, its called survival of the fittest and animals kill other animals all the time because they're smarter than stupid vegetarians. Welcome to the human race, idiot.
Or better yet, you could sell his computer to pay for the meat he threw out?
(yeah, ok, that was kinda a joke).
What the fuck. I'm vegetarian but I wouldn't dream of doing this. It doesn't actually help our cause does it - acting like total cunts. Don't be an arsehole. If people want to eat meat then they should.
You shoulda punched the veggie bastard in the face.
What a waste of tasty meat! now those animals dide in vain do the jokes on him.
i understand that animals have rights - the right to be tasty!
Kick their ass, then tell your sister. Im sure she'll kick their ass too
#180 - On 09/23/2009 at 6:41am by downhillsince5th
You should kick him out of the flat. Or otherwise, call your friends and fry bacon and chicken in the morning, afternoon and night - and ask him how his broccoli is tasting.
#182 - On 09/23/2009 at 6:54am by smoothcoffee
Your roommate is a asshole. He didn't even have the balls to tell you in person but left a sign. Give him the options.. replace the meat and move out, or join the next animal that is going to be slaughtered. He made a choice not to eat meat.. now he get the choice live or die.
#184 - On 09/23/2009 at 7:18am by KrazyCanuk
First explain to your little fairy friend that NOW, those animals died for nothing. That you had intended to use them to eat and stay alive. Their death would have had meaning. Then, tie him to a chair and use a hacksaw to slowly extract the human equivalent cuts of meat off him, starting from the legs up, so that when you start wrapping them up and put them in the freezer, he is still alive to watch you do it.
#188 - On 09/23/2009 at 7:31am by metal27928
Buy some gigantic meat and hang it up near his bed while he is sleeping then key his car then take a crap in his mouth.
Vegetarians are like religious nuts - always trying to push their agendas on other people. Have the asshole arrested.
not all religious people try to force things on you. most are actuaqlly quite tolerant. ti's just the ones that make a big deal of it that we remember.
#277 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:08pm by nosparklezone
nosparkle, that's why they said "religious nuts" instead of just "religious people" There's no denying that the nuts are causing problems. Any kind of nut causes problems... except for like nuts that are food but that's totally a different topic. lol.
#281 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:33pm by boatkicker
I'm a vegeterian, but I would never do what this guy did and I would never force my opinions/beliefs on to someone else.
What an a--hole. You should file a police report. At least that way there would be some hope he would be forced to repay your sister.
I'm not sure why so many people think all vegetarians are fanatics. This guy is, but someone like my best friend is not. She is fine with me eating meat.
#195 - On 09/23/2009 at 7:52am by 1ParanoidAndroid
If Paul McCartney wasn't a vegitarian, I would've kicked his ass, that'd be the only thing holding me back. I'm a Kentucky girl, huntin', fishin', and killin' animals for food is awesome! Yay for a Beatles obsession!
Make him pay for it. And buy more, so more tasty animals are killed.
>:-D
#200 - On 09/23/2009 at 8:12am by Beatlesndoherty
Didn't it occur to your idiot housemate that if the cow and sea creatures are already dead it would better to let be served at the wedding than have their meat go to waste?!! Besides, now you'll have to buy more meat for the wedding, thus using another dead animal an ensuring (in a very small way) that meat farmers stay in business. Seems very counterproductive to the vegetarian cause. If your housemate just wanted to spite you she'd have been better off just stealing $1,000 from you and flushing it down the drain, since that's effectively what she did. Point this out to her, and then find someone else to live with.
#202 - On 09/23/2009 at 8:35am by lakita_lover
Christ. Destroy him. And then make him pay for it all. And then beat on him some more. He obviously does not understand boundaries and worships animals, so when he protests just tell him that you are having a territory dispute and settling it like his beloved aminals would.
Goddamn it, I'm an anti-cruetly hippie, and these bastards make me INSANE.
while i agree that he should be executed on spot.. i think it would be much more effective to drag his ass to a slaughter house and have him pick out a nice strong steer, and then watch the whole process of be done of the meat getting processed and then he should have to take it from the slaughter house, to the butcher, and then have the butcher cut it into nice steaks, and then he should have to bring it home, and eat at least one, i don't give a shit if it makes him violently ill cus he hasn't had any meat. That stupid bastard potentially ruined your sisters wedding as well as violated roommate fridge codes. his ass deserves to get kicked to the curb as soon as you find someone else to take his place. i seriously hate people that are all out against people like me who enjoy a nice hamburger. Hell i have to deal with cows all day at college currently. I'm taking a Bovine nutrition course. but it's not going to make me develop some love laden feelings for the cows. for all you PETA people out there.... Just how many cows are in the wild??? Just how many cows do you think would survive out in the wild without the thousands of people that make sure they stay healthy? who gives a fuck if they're killed for meat?! seriously, that's what they're bred for, it's not like we're making a once prosperous animal extinct by killing it off.. actually we've made them much more prominent then they've been before ever. so shove that horn up your ass and leave us the fuck alone!
#206 - On 09/23/2009 at 9:16am by EXc0municated
Plants are alive... so uhm vegetarianism or w/e the fk its called is murder also.... and yeh hes killing our oxygen supply that bastad
This is all hypothetical but even if he served his roommate we don't look like cow meat from what I have read we look more like veal when cooked *yes I have a few books on cannibalism throughout history call it a morbid fascination*
Make the roommate pay to replace it all, either evict him or buy a second refrigerator and tell him to stay the fuck out of yours. Also I'd tell your sister what he did you want to someone angry lol tell the bride she's lost all her wedding food!
Vegetarians are such douche bags we don't force our eating habits on them and yet they try to force theirs on us. Now i'm okay with the whole idea of not eating meat, but don't try to force those habits on me i grew up eating meat and thats the way its gonna be.
If i was that person i would totally kick their ass for that, i mean i'd really be angry.
#212 - On 09/23/2009 at 9:50am by seveer4444
Actually, it's only a few vegetarians that force their views on others and make it bad for the rest of us! So don't generalise on that, and don't generalise on saying "we don't force our views on you" comments, because I've been a vegi for 15 years, and I can tell you that a lot of meat eaters DO try force their views on vegetarians, just have a look at this page! There are so many people slating vegetarians, there are a LOT more vegis about than you think, you just don't know about it because they're not forcing their views on you, so you only remember the ones who do! Please don't tar us all with the same brush!!
#334 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:23pm by xxchilloutxx
Did you kick his ass out of the house? Vegetarians are up there among the worst people in the world. Should have kicked him out when you found out he didnt eat red meat. You cant trust a man that wont eat a good steak.
#217 - On 09/23/2009 at 10:14am by senorstiffy
people like this give vegitarians bad names. i dont like meat but i dont make a big deal out of the people who do like meat.
people try to force meat on me all the time! I've never tried to get anyone to stop eating meat (I even occasionally cook it for my boyfriend). Not all vegetarians are nut cases, some of us just don't like the taste of meat
Reenact this FML for him: http://www.fmylife.com/health/1076218
in all seriousness though
Tell him to pay you back, if he doesnt call the police. If that fails, steal 1100 worth of stuff from his room, and rebuy the meat, hopefully the wedding isnt too soon. The extra 100 is for the trouble you have to go through. Depending on whose name is on the lease or whatever, you may or may not be able to just not pay your rent. Also, you could put an ad up on craigslist saying something like "whatever you can carry out of a room in X hours, 1000. Includes computer/tv/whatever" and put it up when he wont be home for a while. Two wrongs may not make a right, but if he refuses to make it right, you are justified.
#223 - On 09/23/2009 at 10:22am by russianspy1234
so basically what you're saying is you need help getting your housemates shit to the curb?
#224 - On 09/23/2009 at 10:26am by Gillypants
Hey franfran...
Ummmm...no...there would be no need to destroy any forests. Where do you think all the animals you eat are kept? In a magical castle in the sky? The meat industry uses a LOT of land. Land to house the animals, land to grow crops for the animals, land for the slaughterhouses/factories where the meat is prepared....so if we were to cut back on meat production, there would be plenty of extra land to grow crops on. Plus if we were to grow more crops, there would be MORE oxygen, not less.
I'm a vegetarian myself, and I think that guy is a douche. It's idiots like him who give vegetarians a bad rap. If someone wants meat, I could care less. We are supposed to be omnivores (hence the canines). I seriously hate people who become vegetarian like it's some cool fad and run around screaming "meat is murder". It's nature. Animals eat one another. Get over it.
To the OP, file a report, get your $1000 back, and kick that jerk out. FYL.
#225 - On 09/23/2009 at 10:31am by arabowner20
You're stupid. Do you have any idea how big the population of the earth is? There wouldn't be enough plants if we would not eat animals anymore. Get a clue man. Or if you're as smart as you claim to be, then why don't you calculate how many plants would get eaten each day by the whole population and then see how long it takes for the people to eat the plants into extinction. Don't forget since we would all eat the plants, then more animals would eat the plants since we are not eating them; thus making us live longer, making our population even greater.
At OP,
You could do what all these other people suggest, or you could do something better.
1.) Get the money back after explaining he just ruined your sisters wedding.
2.) Take the trashcan full of meat and put it somewhere warm and leave it until after you have your money.
3.) Take the trashcan full of rotted/maggoty meat and pour it over him as he sleeps.
4.) Bask in the glowing warmth of revenge until he pursues litigation against you for psychological duress (unless you live in Portland, NY, Seattle, NH, or CA you should be fine).
A. I don't think this is true.
B. Make him pay up.
C. Remind him how much extra animal flesh is being wasted, purely because you have to get so much more now, since he wasted it.
D. Sneak meat in his food. ALL the time. And roadkill in his bed. (:
"I'm a vegetarian myself, and I think that guy is a douche. It's idiots like him who give vegetarians a bad rap. If someone wants meat, I could care less."
Sameeee. Most vegheads really don't care, so long as you're not trying to force it on them. I certainly don't... or I wouldn't date meat-eaters, which I always do. hah.
"Vegetarians are up there among the worst people in the world. Should have kicked him out when you found out he didnt eat red meat. You cant trust a man that wont eat a good steak."
STFU. Actually, it tends to mean they're compassionate and care,
If you don't like caring people... what kind of person are you?
What a prick. FYL. You should make him pay your end of the rent for the amount he owes you, and let him know that once he has repaid you, he's to find another apartment with a bunch of pussies like him.
#236 - On 09/23/2009 at 11:41am by joethebiden
Wow. Demand your housemate either replace the meat for the wedding or explain to your sister why he just potentially ruined her wedding.
police report. send him a bill. try and collect. take him to small claims. in that order.
#238 - On 09/23/2009 at 11:44am by satanstoystore
I'm a vegetarian and I'm not weak, stringy, or anything else everybody's saying. Yes, I believe that it's wrong to eat meat, but I don't fource it on other people. All my friends eat meat, and I've never tried to stop them. It's up to them if they want to eat meat or not. Not all vegetarians are idiots like the OPs roommate.
Wait a few weeks, then throw away all the vegetables/tofu in the fridge, and leave a preachy note about depleting the earth's oxygen levels by eating the plants. The air is a little dirtier because of your roommate's eating habits. I hope he's happy. The jerk.
Seriously though, I've known sane vegetarians/vegans who don't force their beliefs on anyone. Like religion, it is a personal choice. I can go out to lunch with them and order meat sans awkwardness. And if they wanna cook up some delicious vegetarian chili, far be it from me to stop them :P Point is, GET A NEW ROOMMATE.
#244 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:33pm by Ibeapirate
wow, vegetarians/ peta people can be such hypocrites, so lets just throw out that meat and let it go to waste and the cow to have died for nothing then enjoy it. Why throw blood on furs or throw away meat, the animal is already dead, you are doing NOTHING but making the person buy a new fur coat or invest in more meat. It's like trying to save trees by tossing out or burning all the paper, makes no sense. Just means more trees to cut down to replace that paper, lol.
#245 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:54pm by primogen18
What a loser, he doesn't have the right to throw out your stuff. Make him buy you new stuff or kick him out.
#246 - On 09/23/2009 at 1:06pm by dustbunnies
I effing hate people like this. They think it's okay to destroy animal products just because they feel it's wrong. It's not. It's vandalizing other people's property. If you want to change the world, do it with legal means instead of turning into a terrorist.
#247 - On 09/23/2009 at 1:09pm by indianabummer
For some reason, my comment was moderated and I have no idea what was offensive about it.
I just explained that grains, a staple of the vegetarian diet, cause the death of millions of free-roaming filed animals each year because o combine harvesting. Therefore if meat is murder, wheat is murder, and therefore unless vegetarians grow and manually harvest their own food they are just as guilty of animal death as omnivores are.
What was so wrong about me saying that??
The bottom line is, mass production of food, whichever kind it may be, raises both environmental and ethical issues, and being self-righteous about one's diet because it is more morally sound than someone else's is a load of crap.
The roommate should be made to reimburse OP, who needs to find someone more respectful to live with.
Believe it or not, many vegetarians avoid grains and eat Raw or Macrobiotic diets. But with eating meat, you're double dipping, because the meat you ate for dinner in one night probably came from an animal who ate enough grain during its lifetime to feed you for years and years.
You stole that off an old Maddox article. But it was an awesome article, so you still win.
#275 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:55pm by joethebiden
FYL. get the money back!! that's going too far, i hate people like that who think they're so much in the right they can ruin others' lives
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
#255 - On 09/23/2009 at 1:55pm by memeweaver
Very simply, your roommate is required to reimburse you the $1000 after you buy the meat again (and store it somewhere else). If he doesn't, take him to court. Or you can just throw away $1000 worth of his stuff and call it even.
#257 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:18pm by haley84
Next time a vegetarian tries to give you a guilt trip, remind them that by consuming vegetables, they directly contribute to the deaths of untold numbers of animals too.
For starters, vegetables and grains are grown on large farms, where the farm equipment can run over small animals. The fertilizers can poison certain animals and runoff into rivers, lakes, and oceans, where it causes unnatural events such as algae growth and plankton blooms that de-oxygenate the water and can cause the collapse of entire ecosystems. The pesticides can poison birds and endanger species. The trucks that transport the vegetables occasionally deer and other animals, causing death and suffering if they aren't killed outright. Finally, nearly everything involved in growing, storing, transporting, and selling vegetables is directly or indirectly powered by fossil fuels that contribute to changing habitats that cause suffering and death for many species across the globe.
#258 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:40pm by RuralNinja
Most vegetarians are pretty selective about what kind of vegetables they eat. That's why there's organic food at nearly every grocery store.
throw out all his vegetables and fruits and such, and all related items, because hes destroying the planet by eating all the plants =)
#291 - On 09/23/2009 at 6:58pm by brutallyhonest24
please tell me you made him pay you back for EVERYTHING he threw away. what a dick move on his part.
When i say Hillshire, you say farms
HILLSHIRE!
FARMS
GO MEAT
#259 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:42pm by PinkRoseLove
"Throw away all the vegetables in the fridge and put a nice sign saying 'You're killing our Oxygen'."
So clutch. In all seriousness, make this tool pay you back for the Filet he wasted. I actually have 2 friends who are total-vegetarians and they don't give half a shit what I eat...
better yet, put your sister on the phone, and have this asshole explain why he just ruined her wedding.
The embarrassment and the verbal lashing your sister will dish-out will put this disrespectful "housie" in his place..then find a new housemate.
#260 - On 09/23/2009 at 2:50pm by yellowfdDriver
I'm a vegetarian, but that was an asshole move on his part. It didn't seem obvious that $1000 worth of steaks in the fridge might have been there for a reason? Honestly, I don't see the point of rubbing it in his face "Vegetables contribute to death of animals" or "Oxygen Killer".
I hate smug, self-righteous, douchebag vegans/vegetarians. Obviously they're not all like that, but the ones that are piss me off.
You can't do anything to prevent murdering animals. Either you eat them regurarly or you take the food from them and they'll all die. I think they appreciate we take a little from both so it gets balanced.
#265 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:05pm by UnluckyAsUsual
WTF? Where in your undeveloped, uninformed mind did you come up with that scenario? It takes 10 acres of land to produce one pound of meat... you mean to imply that if we don't clearcut forests for $1-menu hamburgers that the cows are going to run out of food and die?
You're serious... omg, you're serious... f all of our lives..
#272 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:33pm by jeannine_lee
Heh http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor, on self-righteous vegetarians, hilarious. The study which has a link to it is great too showing based on the least harm factor you actually hurt less animals by eating animals like cows then consuming grain/vegetable based products. I think you need to make him pay and if he cant accept you and your family for who you guys are, you need a new roommate. I am gambling that if you share the fridge then he was annoyed cause you filled it with something he can't stand but that is no excuse ever for such damage.
Simple solution: Make the super douche pay you back and then go and purchase the food again. Then let your sister have at him because I am sure she will go bat shit crazy on him. :o)
Actually, plants CREATE oxygen by eliminating carbon dioxide. You might have learned this if you'd finished middle school.
Ugh its people like this that make vegetarians look bad >=(.
there are some vegetarians(like me) that dont care if others eat meat. I am actually just against factory farming; if someone hunts for their meat then i really dont care. I also hate those freaks that try to shove their beliefs down your throat.
I'm a vegetarian but damn, what your roommate did was unnecessary.
#278 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:10pm by PhantomxBrave
That was dumb of him. I respect his decision to be vegetarian, but it's YOURS, and besides, now they've been killed for nothing. If you had been able to eat it then at least they would have had some purpose of being killed.
#271: You rock.
#280 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:19pm by jdkfgkjdfb
Then he owes you. I'm vegetarian but I'm not for violating other people's lives the way he did. You should tell him he owes you money for the wedding. And that he's a dick.
Either kick out your housemate, or move if you don't have the authority to kick him out. Either way, sue him for the cost of the meat plus other damages.
#284 - On 09/23/2009 at 5:22pm by Kristoffer
i would have whooped his ass. that's extremely selfish and unacceptable. please tell me you decked him.
i hate assholes in general who impose their views on everyone else. you dont want to eat meat? you want to believe in god? you dont want to drink/smoke/do drugs? thats perfectly fine, just dont tell me im doing something wrong because im not following your moral code of conduct.
i hate ignorant assholes.
#290 - On 09/23/2009 at 6:35pm by kisseshugsdrugs
YDI for letting your hippie "housemate" walk over you like that.
#287 - On 09/23/2009 at 5:31pm by helios_rex
No vegetarian would do that, though. Because throwing out meat is much worse than eating it; if you throw it out the animal died in vain.
If his room-mate is human, then it is very possible that he did that. Most people in a self-rightous frenzy aren't very good thinkers.
#347 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:41pm by 1stFail103163
I am also vegetarian. To be honest, for the first 3 months of being vegetarian, I hated all meat eaters. After a year and a half of vegetarianism, I got used to the fact that, hey, people eat meat. Nothing in this world is going to change that.(although I do get mad at the meat eaters who back me into a corner about my beliefs but that's beside the point) To be honest, I think that was absolutely wrong of your roommate to do so. Also, to everyone who is saying that this fake because vegetarians wouldn't just throw the meat away, this is untrue. I have friends who are new to vegetarianism and hate meat eaters and have also thrown away meat. (Be sure to read that I, myself, do not hate meat eaters and have never thrown meat away)
#292 - On 09/23/2009 at 7:05pm by megannicole_23
honesttly, you should sue the guy. if you have that much money in your fridge, he shouldn't due anything
to it no matter what his reasons are. i would make him buy all the meat for the wedding b/c he is just an asshole.
#294 - On 09/23/2009 at 7:29pm by FmlAllDay123
that was a really shitty thing to do. it's your choice to eat meat, just like it's your roommate's choice to not eat meat. it's none of their business what you eat, and they have no right to criticize you for it, let alone throw out your food. make that asshole pay for it.
#296 - On 09/23/2009 at 8:21pm by colormestupid
The reason I call BS on this post is because that's a hell of a lot of meat and insanely rude on your roommate's account. Did he just open up the fridge and go, "oh hey. This isn't mine. I guess I'll just throw it out." And even if this did happen, you can make your roommate pay for it.
#298 - On 09/23/2009 at 8:35pm by monkey314159
I hate vegetarians who think they are so superior and intolerant of carnivores. The only thing worse than vegetarians are vegans. The only thing you get out of eating only vegetables is pale skin and weird smelling farts.
You have carte blanche to choke this asswipe.
if god didnt want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat :)
make that bitch pay for it
#303 - On 09/23/2009 at 10:14pm by brastafarian
meat is not murder, cattle populations are only here because we need them for meat and milk. Meat was an important co-factor for brain development in early human evolutional history.
The cattle do not know any different, fair enough to be opposed to violent killings as seen in some religious slaughter rituals, but you'll find most slaughterhouses stun the animals before killing them so that they feel no pain and don't see what's coming.
Vegetarianism should be a personal decision, ideas should not be forced onto other people. Well done vegetarian-man in this situation, very counter-productive throwing out $1000 worth of meat, now another cow has to be 'murdered', does that make you a murderer?
here is what you do. you handcuff each of your roomate's hands to a piece of furniture. you catch a pigeon and bring it infront of ur roomate then curbstomp it right infront of him. make sure the blood splats on his face. then say all slow motiony "youve been evicted bitch" and shove the dead bird down his throat until he chokes and dies. or something along the lines of that :)
Things like this are why I hate vegetarians. They can't just do it themselves and be quiet about it, oh no. They ALWAYS have something to say/do to people who do eat meat. Fucking assholes. I really hope you made your roomate pay for all of it, and then charge interest for being a douche.
#312 - On 09/23/2009 at 10:59pm by deathproof
wow...Another of the very few people on here who actually makes some goddamn sense. I can't tell you how many times my friends vegan gf bitched at us for eating meat. we wouldn't even do that in front of her, because we knew it would make her really unhappy. but all the goddamn time she'd be spouting PETA slogans into our ears. Not to say that ALL veg's/vegans are like this, but so many of them force their diets on me like Tom Cruse forces scientology on everyone he encounters.
#316 - On 09/23/2009 at 11:38pm by _THE_MASTER_
The same way all vegetarians arent peta supporters. I for one hate peta and everything they stand for, im also a vegetarian
I completely disagree. I for one am vegetarian. I do not force my beliefs onto someone else. To be honest, it's the other way around. I have had tons of people forcing their beliefs down my throat, all in which eat meat. That is the only time I ever preach to them about vegetarianism. Man I hate when people get in my business. In my opinion, everyone saying they hate vegetarians are bias. You cannot say you hate ALL vegetarians just because you've only encountered a few. Also, I believe it shouldn't matter to everyone what you eat. It's not hurting you in any way.
#392 - On 10/02/2009 at 2:13am by megannicole_23
Murder –noun
1. Law. the killing of another human being under conditions specifically covered in law.
Unless you're serving human flesh at the wedding, meat =/= murder.
#313 - On 09/23/2009 at 11:12pm by Cromwellsandwich
I agree with most people here, and what the hell, unless you JUST put it there and your roommate was on a trip and just came back, there is no logical reason they didn't know that the meat was FOR A WEDDING. Freaking Dumbass... Not you, your roommate. Geez... I feel very sorry for you. Your life is fucked.
FYL.
Small claims lawsuit, OP. Do it.
Also, cook your roomie a 'veggie' burger and give it to him. Let him know it's 100% beef once he's downed it, or at least taken a bite and questioned it.
#318 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:01am by DontMindMe
That's bullshit. I respect people who decide to be vegetarian but honestly, that doesn't give him the right to throw your food out.
#321 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:35am by feed_the_ducks
Who ever made that comment to watch that vid at meat.org is retarded. I watched it and I still like eating meat. I love my meat! Fuck all u vegetarians.
Your housemate is a total douche. What the hell is the point of getting rid of it if it's already DEAD?
#325 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:45am by Speedycat69
I am 99% agreeing with you, but part of me wants to say you eventually had it coming for rooming with a leaf head. vegitarians are weird and can't be trusted. case in point.
I'm a vegetarian, but I would never do that to someone
What a douche >.
#330 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:21am by MiakoSamuio
I'd like to think I believe in nonviolence, but seriously, $1000 worth of food wasted for such an idiotic reason? Maybe it's because I HATE wasting food, but...
You have every right to bring your roommate to court, sue his/her ass to oblivion, and then punch this motherfucker in the throat while shouting, "THIS IS WHAT REAL MUDER IS BITCH."
For all of the people who say vegetarians are scrawny, that is simply untrue. That's like saying that all meat-eaters are unhealthy, fat slobs. I am vegetarian and have been since I was 13 years old and I am extremely healthy with excellent muscle tone. Vegetarians are weird and can't be trusted? What a ridiculous statement. It is impossible to judge a person based on his or her diet. Another thing- eating vegetables is not murder. Plants do not have a central nervous system, period. What your roommate did was stupid and inconsiderate, but he didn't do what he did because he's a vegetarian. He did it because he's an inconsiderate jerk. There's a distinction there. Every time a person who eats meat does something wrong or stupid, do you blame it on the fact that they had a steak for dinner?
#335 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:09pm by ZeroCharisma
That was a very dick thing to do. You should make him pay for it. How would he like it if you threw away all his vegan food?
#337 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:13pm by KatyElyzza
Vegetarian for the Win!
Maybe next time, be respectful and tell them that you will be housing meet in your refrigerator. I hate people like you. YDI
#343 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:00pm by DarthOphelia
Housing meet? Hmm. What are they meeting for? To tell stupid people like you that we hate you too?
People like you who are obviously are more concerned about what a person consumes rather than what kind of person they are, are a waste of time.
What he did was wrong. You both have as much right to put whatever the hell you want in the fridge. Clearly, if he was that strongly vego, he'd of known when he moved in that his roommate was not, and thus if it was that disgusting to him - HE COULD GET THE FUCK OUT!
@DarthOphelia:
So, according to you, the OP should rearrange his life to fit the sensitivities of his room-mate? Grow the fuck up. People are different, have different opinions and have the right to live thier lives as they see fit as long as they don't infringe upon the rights of another. Him putting his food in the fridge is in no way opressing nor harming his room-mate. If he had a problem with it, he should have just bought his own damn fridge and moved on. But he instead acted like a child and wasted all that food. There are people who would KILL for just a scrap of it. And I'm sure you'd be a bit upset to if your room-mate threw out all your food and left a note saying "Food is murder. Stop eating and die, fat-ass." Because all your fruits, vegtables, and tofu is made of something that in some way, was once alive. Murderer.
#346 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:32pm by 1stFail103163
Because, of corse, throwing the meat away brings the animals back to life. Didn't you know that? :P Your room-mate is a stupid dick. If it's your place, kick him out. Preferably by dumping him head first into a garbage can of meat.
#344 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:08pm by 1stFail103163
Can someone please explain why my intelligent comment was deleted, whereas all of these mindless, vulgar vegetarian-bashing comments are still here?
You should kill his parents, cook them into a pot of chili, and then feed it to him.
#354 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:25pm by bluetoaster
I enjoy this comment. Reminds me of a stellar South Park episode
#359 - On 09/25/2009 at 9:21am by indianabummer
That doesn't make any sense. The more that are eaten the more are grown? How does that happen?
#357 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:21am by itsalwaysfunny
I didn't read any further than #43s comment so I don't know if anyone answered him,
But obviously we don't have the same teeth as dogs and lions and other meat eating animals because we aren't Carnivores, we're Omnivores, we have teeth to cater for both meat AND plants.
#364 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:42am by icecreamdriveby
Slap the shit out of him with a couple of juicy T-bone steaks
#365 - On 09/26/2009 at 11:15am by MaruchanRamen
wow. fyl, man :(
# 365, LMFAO u fucking made my day ahaha
and #110, shut the fuck up. ur such a fucking retard, u probaby dont even have any friends, u vegetarian dumbfuck.
#367 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:39pm by ursonotknowin
Make him pay for all the food you lost, and apologize to your sister. What a dick.
#368 - On 09/26/2009 at 8:21pm by QueenOfMelodrama
shouldn't have been storing it with a veggie really.. I wouldn't have done that but he has to eat out of the fridge too >.
#369 - On 09/26/2009 at 8:41pm by Gemalovesyou
Hell yes! Go vegetable guy! Let me point out a few things
1.We kill hundreds of animals a year under the term 'over populated' yet there are billions of humans on the planet and only a couple hundred of some animal species.
2.We kill animals for sport and throw the meat away because we're a bunch of shitheads
3. We don't even really need meat to live
4. Livestock produces so many harmful gases that eating a vegan diet saves as much energy as driving a Prius
5. Who the hell keeps $1000 worth of meat for a wedding in their personal fridge? Hire a catering business for god sake! Not only that it's your SISTER'S meat, you shouold've just left her to deal with it.
#375 - On 09/27/2009 at 8:44pm by xcanisx
In reply to 1- are you implying we should start eating people?
Oh, I have an idea. How about the bastards with life sentences in prison ... frees up the legal system a bit.
2 - you do personally or are you throwing out a general statement there? I hunt for sport. Well not really sport, just for fun. But we keep the meat and eat it.
4 - Prius SUCK.
5 - perhaps they couldn't afford one. And it's called doing something nice for your sibling.
If we do start killing people, I vote we start with you. Clearly you're an idiot.
#380 - On 09/28/2009 at 5:59pm by indianabummer
It definitely was turbogirl. Sorry for the confusion :)
#388 - On 09/30/2009 at 12:34pm by indianabummer
Really, I don't see how throwing away meat helps his cause at all. Since that meat is gone, he'd have to go out and buy more, therefore the store would have X less meat and have to buy X more from the slaughter house, who'd in return have to kill X more piggies/cows. All in all it seems like a lose lose situation to me.
#379 - On 09/28/2009 at 8:54am by Stalker191
not eating meat shrinks your brain, proven by science
#381 - On 09/29/2009 at 12:43am by AssassinWarrior
I'm not really against vegetarians. I wish I liked vegetables enough to do it myself. However, what the house mate did was virtually theft. Packaged meat shouldn't make anything else stink. People are also on about how much room this meat took up. It doesn't take much fine quality steak to bring it up to $1000.
Make him pay you for your damaged items and make him apologise to your sister.
Vegetarians are okay, but I can't stand the term 'meat is murder'. As it was aptly put earlier, so is killing other living things such as plants. For that matter, eating beans is abortion.
What a jerk!!!! hope you kicked him out of the flat. he should have discussed his discomfort about the meat with you before being so selfish - you could have come to an agreement, stored it somewhere else etc. Grrrrrrr.
#389 - On 09/30/2009 at 7:34pm by usedusername
okk he was right. meat is murder. i wouldnt of thrown it away .i would of had a no meat rule from the start!
#391 - On 10/01/2009 at 9:00pm by BAbitch_123
Being a vegetarian is unnatural. They should look up the definition of an omnivore. You know, that thing that humans are? Also, they should have their non-molars (in other words, their carnivorous teeth) removed if they insist on going against what evolution or, if you choose to believe in a creator of some sort, whatever he/she/it, has proven to be best for us. Besides, meat is delicious.
get him to invite his vegan friends, provide tons of alcohol, put him and the others on the back of a truck, drive him to a meat factory operated by the mafia, wait three hours, go back, pick up the end-result and eat his liver at your sister's wedding whilst drinking a glass of chianti.
#394 - On 10/06/2009 at 12:36pm by Mr_schadenfreude
WOW Almost 400 replies! This ROCKS!
Meat = murder but theft from your roommate isn't illegal, immoral, unsociable, inexcusible, reprehensible, pathetic, sinful, shameful and just plain LAME?!?!?!?
meat isn't murder, and neither is justifiable homicide
kill that prick
#396 - On 10/23/2009 at 9:06am by thehazeman
People with alternate lifestyles they really enjoy often can't just keep their noses out of other people's business. I'm happy that you're happy, don't touch my food.
Meat IS murder, but while I discourage people from eating it, I wouldn't do this. I mean if someone threw out my butternut squash Thai curry or stuffed organic peppers and left a note saying "Vegetables Schmegetales", I'd be pretty frowny >:(
Was a bit inconsiderate of OP to not even check with his housemate before piling the fridge full of murder though...
Power to the vegans :)
#399 - On 12/02/2009 at 5:43am by flying_vegan
uhm... while I know that most people are talking about the vegetarians/vegans that don't eat meat/animal products for moral reasons.... some vegetarians don't eat meat because it hurts their stomach(like me. only meat that doesn't is fish). So some people don't really have a choice.
But I do agree that your housemate didn't have the right to do that. He may have his beliefs, but he didn't have to do that. Especially without asking.
#402 - On 12/30/2009 at 2:09am by RazorFox16
I know it sounds like I'm generalizing overly quick, but EVERY SINGLE ONE of the vegetarians I know have tried the "Waaah waaah, meat is murder" guilt-trip bullshit on me at one time or another. Correct response? "Why do you think humans have canine teeth, dipshit? To bite through a tough stalk of celery? Fuck you." That gets 'em quiet real fast. :]
#408 - On 02/05/2010 at 12:26pm by VacuumNinja
OP shouldn't have had to tell his room mate not to throw away the meat; that was an obnoxious, rude thing to do. if i were OP, i'd flip every shit in my body like nobody's business, then force feed him some ham.
ouch! filey minio however you spell it tastes so good!
#415 - On 02/22/2010 at 11:43pm by samuelmartin
kill the bastard. if h hates meat tell him to suck some. there are three kinds of vegetarians in this world: Gay guys, women, and cows. cows started this shit.
#375: STFU or I will hunt you down and feed you to a fucking cow. then I'll eat the cow. and vegan diets kill plants and really I'd bet that there are less plant specis in the world than any edible insect or animal on earth. meat is the shit.
