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Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48398) - you deserved it (3654)

On 09/22/2009 at 5:48pm - misc - by carnivore (man) - United States (Washington)

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