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Today, I decided to propose to my girlfriend on the Charles Bridge in Prague. A little boy thought it would be fun to chase a flock of pigeons towards me. I freaked out and dropped the 2 carat diamond ring. Into the river. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53989) - you deserved it (9705)

On 09/22/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by sadguy (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

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You should have thrown that little bastard in after it.

#5 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:06pm by premiermois

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You let pigeons scare you ...
You could kill an infinite amount of pigeons if you were to fight them.
Next time, go down heroically.
There will be statues with your demeanor biting off pigeons their heads.

#6 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:08pm by Leprecon

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