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Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML


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On 09/22/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by snow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Awww hun,don't worry ):
Maybe he wasn't your father and was just creeped out at your message since it came from a stranger claiming to be his daughter.
But if he was your father,then fuck him,he's not worth you!

#2 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:07am by BurnDammit

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You real father is whoever raised you, not the guy whose little swimmers made it to the egg.

If he knew about you and blocked you, he's a jerk, if he didn't... try a less sudden approach next time maybe. ^^;

#8 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:16am by Moemoemoe

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