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Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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im sure if you walked out into the hall nude no one would have an issue with it.

#2 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:12am by kfj19

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That's really strange because I was in the bathroom of my dorm this morning and I saw the curtain was pulled across one of the shower stalls, but no towel was on the hook. And I was thinking about how much it would suck to get your stuff stolen and have to ask someone to go get you a towel. Weird.

#65 - On 09/21/2009 at 9:46pm by v_cakes

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