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Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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On 09/21/2009 at 1:31am - misc - by issy (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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im sure if you walked out into the hall nude no one would have an issue with it.

#2 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:12am by kfj19

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Says a woman posted this, and yet everyone thinks it's guy.

#9 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:48am by Ashley868

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