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Today, I was at work when two sheriff's deputies walked in. They asked me my name and when I told them, they asked me to turn around and they cuffed me. They told me I was under arrest for robbery. Turns out I was mistakenly IDed, but now every one at my job thinks I'm an armed robber. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35459) - you deserved it (2096)

On 09/21/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by THATguy (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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Sue them for ruining your reputation, you could actually win a lot of money if the jury finds them guilty.

#24 - On 09/21/2009 at 12:25pm by fxdxhk90

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Let them think that. Now you might not be the one who gets fired/laid off for fear of going poastal.

#4 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:31am by Strike1

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