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Today, I was at work when two sheriff's deputies walked in. They asked me my name and when I told them, they asked me to turn around and they cuffed me. They told me I was under arrest for robbery. Turns out I was mistakenly IDed, but now every one at my job thinks I'm an armed robber. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29007) - you deserved it (1606)

On 09/21/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by THATguy (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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Let them think that. Now you might not be the one who gets fired/laid off for fear of going poastal.

#4 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:31am by Strike1

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This isn't an FML. This is a WINWINWIN. You now have street cred. You should have all the ladies asking for your number now, gangsta.

#46 - On 09/21/2009 at 10:36pm by jonny2x4

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