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Today, I went on a trip to DC. When I got back I found out my car was stolen. Apparently they didn't know how to drive a stick because it was only 4 blocks from my house and the engine was blown. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36543) - you deserved it (1950)

On 09/20/2009 at 11:07am - misc - by PoorCar (man) - United States (Washington)

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SUX BRAH.

#1 - On 09/20/2009 at 1:43pm by Cramps

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sell it for the parts then buy a new car. its a win win

#8 - On 09/20/2009 at 1:47pm by cerebellum

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