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Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31487) - you deserved it (6006)

On 09/20/2009 at 8:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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that could be seen as complimentary...

#1 - On 09/20/2009 at 10:07am by mewzik

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I hate those superficial people who make fun of girls with smaller boobs. I actually think that smaller boobs have their own hotness and bigger ones are a pain in real life.

#6 - On 09/20/2009 at 10:19am by lives_ppl

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