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Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24699) - you deserved it (4605)

On 09/20/2009 at 8:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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