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Today, I got really annoyed waiting for a bus that was supposed to come every 10 minutes. After a few minutes of waiting, I realized the "bus stop" was really a no parking sign. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7445) - you deserved it (47271)

On 09/18/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by signinept (man) - United States (California)

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My suggestion.. read the sign. It's less hassle and involves no thinking until AFTER YOU'VE READ THE SIGN!

#3 - On 09/19/2009 at 3:50am by Stunt

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stupid ass

#1 - On 09/19/2009 at 3:48am by brkn_hearted

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