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Yo poop, I know you be slippin' in poop, and i'ma let you finish, but MY DOG JUST HAD THE BEST POOP OF ALL TIME. THE BEST POOP OF ALL TIME!
Lol Kanye West.
But that's just nasty. Ew. D:
This Kanye West crap needs to stop. Why is everyone changing every subject into what he said?
#47 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:35pm by 2345
hey guess what! You're first.
But I'm first to be sexy.
YDI for being a slut.
Because people like to make old memes older and unfunny.
YO 2345, I KNOW U HATIN ON KANYE AND IMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I AM GOD AND MY WORDS ARE GOLD!!
@#60: What are you talking about?
Lol i actaully laughed at this one xD
I was thinking that too! ha I saw her name and thought, wow, love the username over the FML :)
so i'm guessing you slipped IN it?
that's nasty .... :\
"I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned... blah blah blah"
No shit.
gnr! that is freakin' hilarious!
wow. hopefully it didnt get in ur mouth, nose ears, hear...etc. :o
massive quantity of diarrhea... bad image
did you fall when you slipped?
I'm sorry but #6 what kind of question is that? Of course he fell when he slipped. smh
LOL!!! I could totally picture this.
When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter...
#10 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:21pm by caancoha
Why oh why did I look at FML whilst eating.
edit: one of the two #12 : "Why oh why did I look at FML whilst eating."
DV, you never do that! You just don't know what kind of shitstorm you're walking into here :]
looks like you and your dad were shitted
Did it remind you of a slip 'n' slide? lol FYL
lucky for me, when ever my dad finds dog poop he screams 'i hate this fucking dog' so i can know to be careful where i walk.
Open wide, then. :)
plexi, you got competition.
Hahaha. When guys compete, I win.
mistercoffee...your move. plexico has offered the sought after teabagging privilege.
Yes.
And no.
I'm glad you got the reference, though.
Don't worry, I'm going to have your babies no matter who else wants in.
The future of the online jesters is safe.
Your butt hole, on the other hand...
i think their tea is a bit too strong for you xD
For some reason, this made me think of Tub Girl.
oh..it's so disgusting. what did u feed your dogs?
I did! Awesome comment is awesome. I pictured that. I threw up a little in my mouth and creamed myself at the same time.
this is almost an exact replica of the fml i submitted earlier today which was turned down....wtf
Someone probably saw it, it got denied because something was wrong with it, the person corrected it and submitted it as their own. Bitches do that.
oh Really? because this actually happened to me this morning. I had to clean up all that shit before work and then shower and throw my clothes away.
ya its an exact replica except she added her dad in it, fuck my life people are copying my fml
But when you submit an FML doesn't it take more than a day to go through the voting process ??
Dunnnnoooo......
i find that highly discusting
that's why im atheist, religion brings up unneeded commentary and pointless conflicts...
Same here, #36.
Hey, #28, fail troll is fail.
Oh , grossss.
Thanks. Now I know never to go on FML while eating a brownie.
Reminds me of the time I spent the night at my friend's house. =/
ehhh, replied to wrong message, sorry D=
umm, there appears to be 2 #41's (on my computer anyway). whatever, i'm replying to intoxicunt's #41
lol, it's because you're moving to the dark side of the commentary. telling people personal information, talking about you're private life...online dating!!! (funny, not funny?..just plain stupid?)
i'm really sorry if i'm replying to the wrong comment (that would just be akward)
YDI for having hardwood floors that allow you to slip in the poop.
#49 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:37pm by 2345
better than having a carpet, much easier to clean....
LMAO! That's hilarious, but I do feel sorry for you. That really does suck!
LMAOO i definitely just died of laughter!! your dad rockkkks!
#55 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:04pm by xij3ss
*massive*
YDI for sucking dick at words
Is anyone here reminded of Dumb and Dumberer (yes, the prequel)? Bob Saget's character goes berserk: "There's shit EVERYWHERE!!"
you should of pulled your pants down and taken a fat shit on him to seal the deal.
it's a shit 'n slide lol
so gross FYL
why was your first thought that he was having a heart attack?
Why on earth did you think he was having a heart attack?
Force of habit?
Heart problems in the family?
YDI for having two dogs. One is already bad enough. Get rid of the two bitches
i have so many ydi possibilities but it still doesn't match up to what you just experienced so FYL
Didn't you learn ANYTHING in school? No running in the halls!!
Sick - yes! Disgusting - yes! Hilarious - Absolutely yes!!!
FML - not so much. If this is the worse thing that ever happens to you, consider yourself lucky!
And keep laughing about it!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet you had fun trying to wash that off
now, correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm pretty sure you don't scream if you're having a heart attack.
Consider yourself corrected. :-)
My stepdad had a heartattack, my mom told us that he woke her by coming in to the bedroom screaming. Don't know how loud it was though.
FYL for slipping in poo.
But... I found your username hilarious.
I had to re read ur fml cause I thought u said ur dad was screaming cause the dogs were eating his diareah woops (:
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