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Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24368) - you totally deserved it (2007)

On 09/18/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by poopEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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lol

#1 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:07pm by burrito1

Yo poop, I know you be slippin' in poop, and i'ma let you finish, but MY DOG JUST HAD THE BEST POOP OF ALL TIME. THE BEST POOP OF ALL TIME!

#11 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:25pm by turtlebots

Lol Kanye West.


But that's just nasty. Ew. D:

#24 - On 09/18/2009 at 3:06pm by Ohnothingreally

This Kanye West crap needs to stop. Why is everyone changing every subject into what he said?

#47 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:35pm by 2345

because it's funny??

#50 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:41pm by stardustskye

hey guess what! You're first.

But I'm first to be sexy.

YDI for being a slut.

#60 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:21pm by muchocaliente

Because people like to make old memes older and unfunny.

#61 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:29pm by ladiidaa

YO 2345, I KNOW U HATIN ON KANYE AND IMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I AM GOD AND MY WORDS ARE GOLD!!

#67 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:48pm by turtlebots

@#60: What are you talking about?

#76 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:54pm by dnlphm94

Lol i actaully laughed at this one xD

#81 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:26pm by DangerousBabee

best username

#2 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:09pm by Ilovelife07

I was thinking that too! ha I saw her name and thought, wow, love the username over the FML :)

#38 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:04pm by pancakes_n_syrup

I agree

#78 - On 09/20/2009 at 5:22am by BakerMan

so i'm guessing you slipped IN it?
that's nasty .... :\

#3 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:09pm by tingting1

"I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned... blah blah blah"


No shit.

#39 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:05pm by riplikethat

gnr! that is freakin' hilarious!

#4 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:10pm by _jdreaming

wow. hopefully it didnt get in ur mouth, nose ears, hear...etc. :o

#5 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:10pm by blondbrunette916

massive quantity of diarrhea... bad image
did you fall when you slipped?

#6 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:10pm by happyvalleygirl

I'm sorry but #6 what kind of question is that? Of course he fell when he slipped. smh

#7 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:12pm by _jdreaming

LOL!!! I could totally picture this.

#9 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:18pm by f_my_flip_life

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter...

#10 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:21pm by caancoha

Why oh why did I look at FML whilst eating.

#12 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:28pm by DrunkenValor

edit: one of the two #12 : "Why oh why did I look at FML whilst eating."

DV, you never do that! You just don't know what kind of shitstorm you're walking into here :]

#54 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:01pm by mercyFML

Ewww...

#64 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:00pm by DrunkenValor

looks like you and your dad were shitted

#13 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:28pm by M13LO

Did it remind you of a slip 'n' slide? lol FYL

#14 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:32pm by GOBOY

lucky for me, when ever my dad finds dog poop he screams 'i hate this fucking dog' so i can know to be careful where i walk.

#16 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:35pm by Soejoto

Open wide, then. :)

plexi, you got competition.

#19 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:43pm by Intoxicunt

Hahaha. When guys compete, I win.
mistercoffee...your move. plexico has offered the sought after teabagging privilege.

#30 - On 09/18/2009 at 3:33pm by Intoxicunt

Yes.
And no.
I'm glad you got the reference, though.

Don't worry, I'm going to have your babies no matter who else wants in.
The future of the online jesters is safe.
Your butt hole, on the other hand...

#34 - On 09/18/2009 at 3:53pm by Intoxicunt

i think their tea is a bit too strong for you xD

#40 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:06pm by fatehatesme09

For some reason, this made me think of Tub Girl.

#20 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:49pm by xCrackerx

oh..it's so disgusting. what did u feed your dogs?

#21 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:50pm by juneping

2 dogs 1 cup?

#53 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:56pm by Lekerareas

I did! Awesome comment is awesome. I pictured that. I threw up a little in my mouth and creamed myself at the same time.

#75 - On 09/19/2009 at 2:34am by Intoxicunt

NASTY!!

#23 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:53pm by canucksrule88

this is almost an exact replica of the fml i submitted earlier today which was turned down....wtf

#25 - On 09/18/2009 at 3:08pm by theDAVIS

Someone probably saw it, it got denied because something was wrong with it, the person corrected it and submitted it as their own. Bitches do that.

#31 - On 09/18/2009 at 3:34pm by sublime93

oh Really? because this actually happened to me this morning. I had to clean up all that shit before work and then shower and throw my clothes away.

#46 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:34pm by TocItalia

ya its an exact replica except she added her dad in it, fuck my life people are copying my fml

#57 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:22pm by theDAVIS

But when you submit an FML doesn't it take more than a day to go through the voting process ??
Dunnnnoooo......

#62 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:52pm by cucumberfabulous

i find that highly discusting

#26 - On 09/18/2009 at 3:15pm by xXlifesucksmtime

that's why im atheist, religion brings up unneeded commentary and pointless conflicts...

#36 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:02pm by fatehatesme09

Same here, #36.

Hey, #28, fail troll is fail.

#42 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:08pm by Intoxicunt

atheists ftw! =D

#44 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:28pm by fatehatesme09

Oh , grossss.
Thanks. Now I know never to go on FML while eating a brownie.

#29 - On 09/18/2009 at 3:31pm by ElliexMarie

Reminds me of the time I spent the night at my friend's house. =/

#32 - On 09/18/2009 at 3:36pm by Intoxicunt

Dropped as a child eh?

#41 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:07pm by riplikethat

ehhh, replied to wrong message, sorry D=

#43 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:25pm by fatehatesme09

umm, there appears to be 2 #41's (on my computer anyway). whatever, i'm replying to intoxicunt's #41

lol, it's because you're moving to the dark side of the commentary. telling people personal information, talking about you're private life...online dating!!! (funny, not funny?..just plain stupid?)

i'm really sorry if i'm replying to the wrong comment (that would just be akward)

#48 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:36pm by fatehatesme09

Thats fucking hot.

#45 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:34pm by Carreau

YDI for having hardwood floors that allow you to slip in the poop.

#49 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:37pm by 2345

better than having a carpet, much easier to clean....

#51 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:47pm by catatonicsleep

LMAO! That's hilarious, but I do feel sorry for you. That really does suck!

#52 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:50pm by Cheekers1989

LMAOO i definitely just died of laughter!! your dad rockkkks!

#55 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:04pm by xij3ss

*massive*

YDI for sucking dick at words

#56 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:15pm by aebleskiver

Is anyone here reminded of Dumb and Dumberer (yes, the prequel)? Bob Saget's character goes berserk: "There's shit EVERYWHERE!!"

#58 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:29pm by Pun_Intended

Hahahahhaahahhahha YES!

#63 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:54pm by cucumberfabulous

That's more like it. ;)

#65 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:43pm by Intoxicunt

you should of pulled your pants down and taken a fat shit on him to seal the deal.

#66 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:15pm by monkeycaca69

it's a shit 'n slide lol

so gross FYL

#68 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:56pm by nanners224

why was your first thought that he was having a heart attack?

#69 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:21pm by aaaaa12345

Why on earth did you think he was having a heart attack?
Force of habit?
Heart problems in the family?

#70 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:36pm by Liriiaell

YDI for having two dogs. One is already bad enough. Get rid of the two bitches

#71 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:55pm by watisit

...you're stupid.

#72 - On 09/18/2009 at 11:43pm by JUDASKISS23

i have so many ydi possibilities but it still doesn't match up to what you just experienced so FYL

#74 - On 09/19/2009 at 12:33am by SS_Anon

Lol funnii

#77 - On 09/19/2009 at 11:53pm by Spankalicious

Didn't you learn ANYTHING in school? No running in the halls!!

#79 - On 09/20/2009 at 1:15pm by cru1972

Sick - yes! Disgusting - yes! Hilarious - Absolutely yes!!!

FML - not so much. If this is the worse thing that ever happens to you, consider yourself lucky!

And keep laughing about it!!

#80 - On 09/21/2009 at 4:13pm by phatdaddy62

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet you had fun trying to wash that off

#82 - On 09/21/2009 at 7:18pm by Zichi

now, correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm pretty sure you don't scream if you're having a heart attack.

#83 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:10am by genius_man16

Consider yourself corrected. :-)

My stepdad had a heartattack, my mom told us that he woke her by coming in to the bedroom screaming. Don't know how loud it was though.

#85 - On 12/18/2009 at 8:33am by Hardrocknerd

FYL for slipping in poo.

But... I found your username hilarious.

#84 - On 09/30/2009 at 12:28am by kmfyr

love your username xD

#86 - On 01/29/2010 at 11:56pm by zolltf

I had to re read ur fml cause I thought u said ur dad was screaming cause the dogs were eating his diareah woops (:

#87 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:39pm by rasberryicedtea

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