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Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13438) - you deserved it (38647)

On 09/16/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by civic4life (man) - United States (California)

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Wahhhhhh. So let me guess, your parents have already bought you a car last year and you want another one? Do you really think money grows on trees? Buy your own car, mooch.

#3 - On 09/17/2009 at 3:19am by Mandakins

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You sound spoilt. You're 17 and own a car, you should be happy enough.

#4 - On 09/17/2009 at 3:20am by yaziyo

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