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Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25841) - you deserved it (2707)

On 09/15/2009 at 10:43pm - animals - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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