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Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4513) - you deserved it (76614)

On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

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im with most of the people here. that you deserve NO SYMPATHY.

#6 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:55pm by popcorn

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You deserve absolutely no sympathy whatsoever. You are an awful person and cheating on your wife is the worst thing you could ever do as a husband. How your pathetic mind somehow twisted the situation you brought upon yourself to make you think you deserve sympathy boggles my mind.

You are disgusting.

#17 - On 03/12/2009 at 7:42pm by Patman1012

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